Excommunicado

The lady who cleans our offices also sells snacks to us. It's her side hustle. Her boss just called her in and asked her to prepare 20 party packs for his kids' birthday this coming Wednesday. I'm so happy for her cause I know he's going to pay her good money. 🥹🥰😍

@penuelist_ Did you get these stats from book of Penuelism 😂😂😂

South African Women Rankings: Most Beautiful: 3. Xhosa 2. Zulu 1. Mixed Race (Coloured) Sexiest: 3. Swati 2. Tswana 1. Xhosa Best Wife Material: 3. Tsonga 2. Venda 1. Zulu Most Violent: 3. Zulu 2. Xhosa 1. Mixed Race (Coloured) Wealthiest: 3. Venda 2. Pedi 1. Tswana Most Popular: 3. Sotho 2. Zulu 1. Xhosa Which do you disagree with? And what would your counter be?

@EMKEM_Mike Something's don't deserve the public.

This flu will kill me 😭😭

@Zikamnyamane This was fun to watch 😀

Rocomamas challenge winner 🤧 🥹

@safonyameherbal Haha and I just chowed one now

Chewing a clove of garlic daily drives you away from cancer, stroke and heart related diseases🧄…. It’s a must consume commodity daily❤️

@DonaldInDenial @Solphendukaa Have a cloud host, with secure payment whereby people can buy the album online and have the secure download link.

Guys, I’m thinking of selling my next album directly to you guys as my supporters from the boot of my car how would like me to package it? Cds, USB, Vynil or…? Talk to me please

My mom was taken off oxygen today.🥹 Doctors said she’ll be able to go home soon, I’m fucking happy.😭😭

@PhilMphela Ubemile wena.

Malema could do something interesting here. Imagine he doesn't challenge the ruling and actually goes to jail. No riots. No incendiary speeches. He just does the likely 2- 3 years he would serve, of the 5 year sentence. He could actually rehabilitate his tainted image. He would become the prosecuted hero ... Martyr if you will. But, words are easier than action. Would ... Or can... Malema do jail time for his convictions? Would he do the time for the course?

@zeusblxckthe1st Tsonga man dressed in that crop top t-shirt?

Bro did the RocoMamas hotwings challenge and it didn’t end well😭

@_ayanda_sengane Continue snitching one day he will date a doctor.

The other reasons why I snitch on my brother's cheating ways is because he fumbles good women.. He once dated a lady that worked at Fish n Chips... we would buy small chips but she would give us chips worthy R100... She literally fed the whole family😭😭😭😭💔

80 movies based on true events: 1. Schindler's List (1993) 2. Titanic (1997) 3. A Beautiful Mind (2001) 4. Tears of the Sun (2003) 5. Apollo 13 (1995) 6. 12 Years a Slave (2013) 7. The Imitation Game (2014) 8. Spotlight (2015) 9. The Revenant (2015) 10. Sully (2016) 11. Hacksaw Ridge (2016) 12. Dunkirk (2017) 13. The Post (2017) 14. Darkest Hour (2017) 15. Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) 16. Green Book (2018) 17. Vice (2018) 18. First Man (2018) 19. The Social Network (2010) 20. Ford v Ferrari (2019) 21. 1917 (2019) 22. Just Mercy (2019) 23. Bombshell (2019) 24. Harriet (2019) 25. Judas and the Black Messiah (2021) 26. The Trial of the Chicago 7 (2020) 27. Richard Jewell (2019) 28. Captain Phillips (2013) 29. The King's Speech (2010) 30. The Blind Side (2009) 31. Dallas Buyers Club (2013) 32. Moneyball (2011) 33. American Sniper (2014) 34. The Theory of Everything (2014) 35. Erin Brockovich (2000) 36. Goodfellas (1990) 37. Hotel Rwanda (2004) 38. 127 Hours (2010) 39. The Fighter (2010) 40. Zero Dark Thirty (2012) 41. Bridge of Spies (2015) 42. Unbroken (2014) 43. The Founder (2016) 44. Hidden Figures (2016) 45. The Danish Girl (2015) 46. Invictus (2009) 47. The Elephant Man (1980) 48. Catch Me If You Can (2002) 49. The Longest Day (1962) 50. The Pianist (2002) 51. Into the Wild (2007) 52. Ray (2004) 53. Milk (2008) 54. Born on the Fourth of July (1989) 55. The Hurricane (1999) 56. The Last King of Scotland (2006) 57. The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) 58. The Great Debaters (2007) 59. The Butler (2013) 60. The Big Short (2015) 61. American Hustle (2013) 62. Cinderella Man (2005) 63. Lincoln (2012) 64. The Pursuit of Happyness (2006) 65. The Aviator (2004) 66. Lawrence of Arabia (1962) 67. My Left Foot (1989) 68. Chaplin (1992) 69. Frida (2002) 70. Monster (2003) 71. Zodiac (2007) 72. Selma (2014) 73. Steve Jobs (2015) 74. Jackie (2016) 75. The Walk (2015) 76. The Man Who Knew Infinity (2015) 77. Blood Diamond (2006) 78. Lone Survivor (2013) 79. The Bank Job (2008) 80. Midnight Express (1978)

‼️The Update‼️ Bontle Modiselle at the Michael Movie World Premiere in Berlin,Germany 🇩🇪 #MichaelMovie

@MalumeRichie @___Keitumetse @zeusblxckthe1st Lol, 🤣 you need it once in a lifetime

@___Keitumetse @zeusblxckthe1st Shem…. I don’t have those problems

What happens if you don’t accept?

@MalumeRichie Duh, gets withheld then after sometime reverts to sender.

@lavidaNOTA Izinja madoda 🔥

Presence…

@KabeloMusic Ubemile wena

Another tip for the gents, no matter how much luggage you travel with, don’t buy a wheeled suitcase, get a duffel bag and a back pack, if there’s more luggage get two duffel bags. Carry your luggage instead of pushing it, stand in that long queue at the airport with all bags on you, this is great for your full body strength. Always maximise on getting stronger, ALWAYS!!!

I’ll be talking about the elections and my presidential campaign 🗳️

People who don’t follow dress codes at the office 1. IT guys 2. IT guys 3. IT guys again

@destinyzee When someone wants to make you their dog

#InCaseYouMissedIt Goodnight

@KingNed8 @sinovuyo001 LoL where's this one from 😂😂😂

@sinovuyo001 In addition, he’s a simp!

If a guy is too nice, it’s a sign he doesn't understand girls