molly

when my nephew steals the phone during facetime #PepsiHalftime

not my baby, not my daycare

To All The People I’ve Cropped From Photos Before:

yes i did redownload twitter just to tweet this

imagine being joe jonas

like if u agree

nepo baby new year

what do you think my lyft driver meant when he said “i like your hair like that, it’s different”

introduced eating popcorn with m&ms to a four year old and now he’s acting like he invented it 🙄

@PopCrave loved u in this @katya_zamo

SNL deliver hilarious parody of Nicole Kidman's iconic AMC Theatres commercial.

@ObsessedINTL the smell

!! POLAROID GIVEAWAY !! Twitter only. Signed Polaroid but Trixie and Katya. To enter you must be following us. And retweet this tweet and finish this sentence. “The best part about touring with drag queens is_____________________”

feeling kind of wild, think I might reply all

⚠️ BeReal Housewives ⚠️

pubLIZity uncovered as the PR team behind Dont Worry Darling

the only time I agree with capital punishment is when I accidentally step on my pet’s foot

@butterwurth honestly, slurp

oh no, it’s happening. we’re becoming a 5k on thanksgiving family 😭

tired: I’m sorry for what I said when I was drunk wired: I’m sorry I made plans after drinking coffee, I should’ve known my energy and optimism were fleeting

tonight a barista mistook me for someone tik tok famous, how do i tell her that she just recognizes me bc i usually sneak in and use the bathroom without buying anything

once again why don't we have a gentle "heads up friend we're all in this together i too forget to go at green lights" horn.