molly jean ( goodest gorl 🍉)

henlo i am molly!!!! i am a pit-bill from meechigan. mine mother tooked me home from da hoomane socieety fore yeer goes and i am theeir “emoshional support animal”. i am fibe yeer old!!!

alt text: friends, my mother says they are sorry for not tweeting more… their “fatigue” is “kicking their butt” picture description: molly is curled up in bed with mother resting her head on a small pink pillow

frens, mine mother sayes dey aer sorrie for not tweeteeng moer… der “fahtige” is “keekin der hutt”

alt text: mother… what’s all this picture description: due to the fact the apartment might flood with the rain storm michigan is forecast to get, mother has prematurely blocked off the living room and taken mollys couch cushions into the bedroom. she’s a bit confused.

mother…… wot dis

Y es? Wat can thee Great Wormbe Of Wizdumb do fore yoo todaye?

alt text: i am baby time picture description: molly is sitting with mother on the couch. she’s looking back at mother with her seal eyes

i am baybee tiem

alt text: my ball picture description: molly is at the dog park with her blue and orange ball. she’s looking off camera at the different structures in the park

mien balled

@lady_tara @allythe_cat OUGHE IMB MISSEDED BESTEES BORTH?! HAPPY BORTH

UM HELLO I YAM 8 YEARS OLD BIRTHDAY GURL TODAY!!

@Garrett_Watts can i submidded mineself?

Bugs, cats, dogs, lizards, rodents, fish. Whatever you've got! Send pic + name + vibes + lore + how you got them. I'm reviewing them in a new UNHINGED video… If your pet is elite, I'II crown them 👑 If they're mid... I'm saying it 😈 Enter at your own risk!

@wormiebjohnson seestors whomst licked da feets staye togefer forebers 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Innocent fase ofv a gorl who certantly did naught lick her feet until theyy got infect ed with Boils™️ again ahaha (I still have her medicated spray tg. Smh)

Wörm Blink= Wink! Is porfect beecus mine eye th at dosnot close meens I am alwayes wink ing!! wiNk~

alt text: oh so cozy picture description: molly is curled up in the living room with mothers blue blanket. she is clearly fighting a nap.

oughe so cozie

but i want to make sure she’s not uncomfortable while im at work during the day. adding fish oils is out of the question bc she’s sensitive to fish (it makes her more itchy), i have coconut oil but idk if it’ll work 😩 ugh i feel so bad guys like i just want her to not be uncomfy

// guys its been so freaking cold and dry in michigan that poor molly has so much dandruff and scabs all over her head from being so itchy 😭 has anyone invested in like a humidifier or something to help? do those help? my parents got her a new shampoo that is supposed to help +

alt text: roar, i’m a dinosaur picture description: molly and mother are playing a nice game of tug with a new toy. molly is looking at the camera and you can see her teeth

rawr amb dino soar

alt text: snow video description: molly and mother are on a walk. molly finds a chunk of snow and goes at it with her front paws before trying to bite it.

snoe