Degen Wojak

@cryptoblaney What a boss Joined TG a while ago

$TOKI is literally flying This bird doesn’t need rocket fuel… it’s got wings. Shared it in the TG at 80k. If you’re still sleeping on this one, the flock is already printing. Hope y’all made it in time 0x46f45870DF9E52a5DbE66343a5fF8Fa040C17b81

Sui rolled up to the blockchain party like that flashy new kid who invented his own secret language (Move) and built a rocket ship out of pure parallel execution vibes. Everyone clapped, TVL mooned, and suddenly we had a high-throughput beast that made Solana sweat. But here's the plot twist nobody saw coming, Monad is about to be Sui 2.0, except it shows up wearing the comfy EVM slippers that every Ethereum degen already owns. Think about it. Sui forced devs to ditch Solidity, relearn everything, and pray their code didn't explode in the object-centric universe. Monad? Nah, bro. It just took the EVM, supercharged it with superscalar pipelining, deferred execution, and MonadBFT sorcery until it hits a casual 10,000 TPS with one-second finality, like giving your grandpa's reliable Toyota the engine of a Bugatti while keeping the steering wheel exactly where it was. Ethereum bros don't have to rewrite a single line of code. They just copy-paste their battle-tested Solidity degen plays, deploy, and watch the fees evaporate faster than your ex's promises. It's the ultimate "yes, and" move: all the speed of Sui without the "learn a new language or die" tax. The funniest part? While Sui was out here grinding for adoption like a startup founder living on ramen, Monad already pulled in massive funding, delivered those testnet numbers that make analysts blush, and positioned itself as the lazy genius who wins by not making anyone change their habits. Monad turns the whole EVM jungle into a frictionless racetrack. Sui proved parallel execution could print money. Monad is about to prove you can do it while keeping the entire Ethereum developer army marching under one flag. So yeah, if Sui was the hype that woke the L1 meta up, Monad is the smarter, funnier sequel that actually delivers the bags without the learning curve PTSD. Buckle up, because the next Sui summer is EVM-native, ridiculously fast, and already laughing at the competition. $MON loading... next stop, generational wealth.

launching a coin on monad:native what should be the ticker?

gMoanhard

FIRST TIME EVER LOL

🎉 GIVEAWAY WINNERS ANNOUNCED! Huge thanks to everyone who entered, loved seeing the energy 👊 The 2 winners are: @jamesjoladep_ & @monadfather Congrats kings 👑 Drop your $MON wallet address in the DM - I’ll send $25 worth of $BOB to each of you - I’ll also DM you the 1% Discord invite link Appreciate all the support and comments on the new Monad video.🫡 More alpha and giveaways coming soon.

@cryptoblaney @jamesjoladep_ yoooooooooooooooooooooooo thanks man

not seeing many monad KOLs cheering $BOB despite their current price action. good signs, gg

max aping

I see some big wallets take profits from $BOB and aping $CHOG

comfy in chog

@ChogNFT GMONAD

i'm loading up more $MON & $CHOG

@cryptoblaney always supporting you legend

🎉 ANOTHER GIVEAWAY!🔥 2 winners will each receive: 🎁→ $25 worth of $BOB (Monad) 🎁→ Free entry to my 1% Discord How to enter (simple): 1. LIKE & RT this tweet 2. Watch my new Monad video 👇youtube.com/watch?v=s0swyx… 3. LIKE the video + Comment your favorite Monad pick (or why you’re bullish) Drop a screenshot of your YouTube comment below 👇 Winners announced in 48 hours. I’ll pick active & genuine comments. Let’s connect with more people building / degening on monad:native 💪

Buy monad:native

@1stBenjaNAD This guy called it right before the pump youtube.com/shorts/kIXWFLh…

@1stBenjaNAD They keep fading me

When $MON hit $4... It was a Tuesday. I was in my bunker in Bali, shirtless, oiled up like a Greek god, surrounded by 47 monitors and three pet tigers named Vitanig, Chog, and Bob" My Telegram was exploding. "MONAD $4.17. IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING."Back in '25, when Monad was still a whisper at $0.03 and normies were calling it "just another Solana killer," I was already balls-deep in the alpha. I didn't just ape. I became the ape. I flew to their office (which was just a Lambo dealership in Austin with purple neon), banged on the door at 3 AM, and screamed, "SHOW ME THE PARALLEL EXECUTION OR I'M TELLING MY MOM." The founder (some absolute unit in a hoodie) looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Bro... we execute 10,000 TPS while Ethereum is still warming up its coffee." That's when I knew. This was the final boss of blockchains. Fees so low they pay you to shitpost on-chain. Every Ethereum dev ports their app overnight because why the fuck wouldn't you? DeFi on Monad isn't "TVL." It's a goddamn liquidity black hole. Money just... falls in and multiplies. I watched a guy turn $800 into a private island because his monkey JPEG farm ran at 4000 TPS. But secret sauce nobody talks about, It's powered by ancient alien tech they found in a Texas basement (rumor: Elon sent the coordinates after a 72-hour DMT session). Every block is 0.4 seconds because the validators are literally plugged into the simulation. I saw one validator node bench-pressing a Tesla while finalizing 800k txs. Sub-second finality so crisp it makes Solana look like dial-up in 1997. "Price went parabolic. $0.50 → $1.20 → $4 in one spicy weekend. My portfolio? Up 13,000%. I bought a yacht shaped like a giant purple Monad logo. Named it The Parallel Executor. It has a stripper pole on the deck made of solid MON tokens. The funniest part? The guy who FUDded Monad hardest in 2025, some Twitter blue-check calling it "vaporware with extra steps" ended up live-streaming himself getting a Monad tattoo on his forehead while crying and buying at $3.87. "I WAS WRONG. I'M A NAD NOW. PLEASE LET ME IN THE DISCORD." Meanwhile, I'm on my yacht, sipping something called "Parallel Punch" (it's just Monster + vodka + liquidated ETH), watching my tigers chase a Roomba wrapped in $PEPE. The real alpha for you, anon, reading this in the before-times When it hits $4, don't sell. Sell half at $8, the rest never. Monad body-slammed the entire industry, stole its lunch money, and made it call it daddy. See you at $4, kings. I'll be the one in the purple Lambo doing burnouts on the Ethereum bridge while it begs for mercy.