big freak

You jerkin hard or hardly jerkin?

People say 10 likes isn’t a lot Imagine 10 people humping your leg

I wish I could turn all the screens in Times Square to porn so it could be the worlds biggest goon cave

@toothgarden Can I have some money

@monarca2099 that's more like it

nobody want me

call me tongue twister the way I eat her cat so good she can’t say words right

My grandma just got her first touchscreen phone I better not see any of you hitting her up

I’ve been living for far too long to not have a muse

Cooking a body in lime juice

A magacock fucking a uncle pussy

What do I do if the ozempic isn’t working

In the club with my asshole feeling raw because I just had diarrhea

Your girl booty so yummy I make it into assburgers

Forcing my first date to watch me dj for three hours

Me and Kendrick Lamar have so much fun together we are friends by the way

Asking breastfeeding mothers at the mall if I could have a sip

My dopamine boost by 300% every time I get a like

Fun fact geese fly in a V shape

My friends talking about a Vegas trip while I have $50.65 in my account currently

I was on aux and played iceman they all beat the shit outta me

Yelling out “smash” or “pass” at the graduation I’m at