Monica Keilsohn

For once she's happy with the set list, thanks for finally playing nothing's wrong

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-3pm work schedule? 🥹

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

Instead of “Do Not Disturb” there should be a “DO Disturb” setting for when you’re lonely or bored that alerts all your friends

I wana RKO somebody

It’s always “You’re Scaring Me” and never “Thank you for adding so much whimsy into my life”

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?

Going back to where it all began. 🖤 The Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special premieres March 24 on @DisneyPlus. #MileysMemories

God is seen revisiting the early drafts of the Bible

"you pee a lot" i have no time for opinions from the dehydrated

Today’s Bear of the Day is Bear 747 from Katmai National Park! 747 is one of the largest and most dominant bears found near Brooks Falls, estimated to weigh over 1400 pounds! Due to his size and ID number, he is often known as Bear Force One! #beartwt #katmai

if a girl does puzzles for fun she’s hot but also definitely insane

I went to Silver Spring Maryland and wept at the beauty of creation

can i come over and look all your stuff in your room?

plz dont be mean to me i'm only 28 years old

nothing is wrong with me it’s an elaborate bit

god forbid a girl be both whimsical & full of rage.

I am spiteful and mean in a way that is beautiful and pure