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@gtconway3d Contronym!

I just used the word "discursive" in a text and then remembered it's one of those words that can signify two completely opposing concepts, and so right now I'm highly annoyed with the English language.

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@blazin_bucky Lol. I thought it was your bank.

Me: I had the rudest, most obnoxious cashier at the supermarket today. Friend: Did you complain to a manager? Me: I couldn't. Friend: Why not? Me: I used the self-checkout lane.

Going to bed thinking about @Simone_Biles saying, “We hope America still loves us.” Goodness. We more than love you. We adore you. We cherish you. We admire you. We feel for you. We are rooting for you. Thanks for taking care of yourself. We all need that example.

@iAmTheWarax @tcburkejr Reply “guys”? I am offend.

@tcburkejr Book recommendation : You’re Not Listening by Kate Murphy.

@DoodleNessa Guilty

People follow you on Twitter. They don't like nothing. They don't say nothing. They sit there watching like a perv in a white van😃 #FridayThoughts #fridaymorning

@not_skyla What if we call them capris?

@jaketapper Bet someone held the door for her

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I would love to speak with you about how our program works and the benefit it provides (to over 1.5 million people last year!) I am available at any time. Thank you for the work you are doing at this difficult time.

PLEASE extend the deadline so we can prepare these returns after the worst of the coronavirus crisis has passed, and keep these Seniors at home right now. I realize that they can file an extension. This is not helpful. They have neither the skills nor the wherewithal to do so.

@SenBobCasey Please help extend the tax filing deadline to July 15. I am a volunteer tax preparer. My senior clients can't prepare their own returns. They shouldn’t be out looking for a paid preparer. They WILL risk exposure to the COVID-19 in an attempt to file on time.

@coachgrinstead Congrats!!

@stanleysteemer I signed in using my account. Why do I have to put the info in again for an appointment?

Evan Hill on the big screen! Congrats and go blue!!

Go Maddy!! #MGoGrad

Must be game day!