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JΛMΞSH

@monkbernardo

Former bartender. Occasional writer. Made in OKC. Studied at Nebraska, OU. Conservatives are ideological terrorists. सदा मस्त रहो।

OKC, New Delhi Katılım Nisan 2009
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JΛMΞSH@monkbernardo·
I am shuttering this account (but won’t be deleting in the event Emerald Mines sells to someone reasonable someday), so if you’re trying to reach me here, don’t.
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JΛMΞSH@monkbernardo·
This is the kind of mesmerizing content you’re missing out on over at the other app. 🧵
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Cycling on TNT Sports@cyclingontnt·
"I love the U.S... but that ain't the world!" ❌ Noah Lyles throws shade at the NBA's 'world champions' 🏀👀
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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais·
“DO YOU KNOW SOMEBODY NAMED RICO?”
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College Sports Only@CSOonX·
The SNL "Blind Side" spoof is looking wildly accurate right about now:
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JΛMΞSH@monkbernardo·
@winerev Is Elon gonna meter my load time to the article or has The New Yorker not made his shit list yet?
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Kat Abughazaleh@KatAbughazaleh·
I finally realized why the Elon vs Zuckerberg fight seemed so familiar:
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JΛMΞSH@monkbernardo·
I got to see my 🐐, @jimmyeatworld, last night. They’ve been a band for 30!!! years, and I’ve been along for the ride for 22 of those. Seeing them last night took me down a road of reflection that is difficult to put into words, but I can only say how grateful I am for the music.
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Mr. Mark Potts@mrmarkpotts·
Don’t support fan-films of existing superheroes. Support true independent ART… like this original superhero. amazon.com/Spaghettiman-B…
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JΛMΞSH@monkbernardo·
@winerev @RJSupperClub Well-lit interior, adventurous gastropub cocktails, upscale dining experience, elderly friendly quiet environment, staff members that have definitely showered today
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JΛMΞSH@monkbernardo·
As of today, I’m 250 days sober. 🙏🏻
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JΛMΞSH@monkbernardo·
Welp. Hello, Oklahoma. I *really* didn’t want to see you again so soon, but I rarely get what I want these days, so… hi.
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JΛMΞSH@monkbernardo·
Hey @SheaSerrano, you gonna hop over to any Twitter alts (🧵) or will you be going down with the ship here?
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JΛMΞSH@monkbernardo·
Sorry, but I’m black-listing Chicago. I am now willing to pay several hundred dollars more per trip simply to avoid it.
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