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I am shuttering this account (but won’t be deleting in the event Emerald Mines sells to someone reasonable someday), so if you’re trying to reach me here, don’t.

I got to meet Arturo. He got to live his best doggie life every single day, and what Jon managed to do for him really felt like magic. We’re fortunate that Jon is willingly sharing that magic. Check it out. 🧵

This is the kind of mesmerizing content you’re missing out on over at the other app. 🧵

"I love the U.S... but that ain't the world!" ❌ Noah Lyles throws shade at the NBA's 'world champions' 🏀👀

“DO YOU KNOW SOMEBODY NAMED RICO?”

The SNL "Blind Side" spoof is looking wildly accurate right about now:

@winerev Is Elon gonna meter my load time to the article or has The New Yorker not made his shit list yet?

I finally realized why the Elon vs Zuckerberg fight seemed so familiar:

I got to see my 🐐, @jimmyeatworld, last night. They’ve been a band for 30!!! years, and I’ve been along for the ride for 22 of those. Seeing them last night took me down a road of reflection that is difficult to put into words, but I can only say how grateful I am for the music.

You know shit is getting serious when Lil Sebastian shows up to the picket. #SAGAFTRAstrong #wgastrong

@mrmarkpotts ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Don’t support fan-films of existing superheroes. Support true independent ART… like this original superhero. amazon.com/Spaghettiman-B…

I disagree

@winerev @RJSupperClub That 50s Show

@winerev @RJSupperClub Well-lit interior, adventurous gastropub cocktails, upscale dining experience, elderly friendly quiet environment, staff members that have definitely showered today

As of today, I’m 250 days sober. 🙏🏻

Welp. Hello, Oklahoma. I *really* didn’t want to see you again so soon, but I rarely get what I want these days, so… hi.

@ImpostorSlopez @SheaSerrano Hahahaha, completely unrelated, but wow

@monkbernardo @SheaSerrano Looks like you answered your own question lol

Hey @SheaSerrano, you gonna hop over to any Twitter alts (🧵) or will you be going down with the ship here?

Sorry, but I’m black-listing Chicago. I am now willing to pay several hundred dollars more per trip simply to avoid it.

@VamosIrish @SheaSerrano

@SheaSerrano Being part of the secret email club becomes more and more valuable