DancingMonkey

@miratweeta Have a nice evening, Mira.😽 I hope you have a great weekend.🙏

@monkey_dancing Well that is one way of looking at it. Glad you had your own ball all day! But the point of soccer is that you have to share it! That’s how you win my friend. Not by keeping it to yourself! But you know that my friend! Have a good evening. ❤️❤️❤️

Since the UEFA Champions League final is being held in my city, I got a soccer ball. I had a lot of fun playing with it today. But I have to say, I feel sorry for the players on the field because they only get one ball, so they have to run a lot just to get a chance to kick it.🐈‍⬛

@thikalbrad Thank you very much.😽 Have a lovely Friday evening and a wonderful weekend. 🙏

@monkey_dancing You are a good kitty, sweetie. I am sure you'll stick to your decision and will not harass your owner. You know very well your owner works very hard and gives you food and treats and all the essentials you need. Happy Friday and a peaceful weekend to you and your owner. 🥰🐈💖

It’s Friday afternoon, and I already met my weekly quota of "doing nothing". Since my owner is tired from the week’s work, I will spare her from my harassment today. There won’t be a wake-up call at dawn on Saturday either. Although I can’t promise that for sure just yet.🐈

@thikalbrad Thank you very much.😽 Have a pleasant evening and a restful night filled with sweet dreams.🙏

@monkey_dancing Wise decision sweetie. Don't waste time watching flies. Have a goodnight's sleep and get refreshed so that you have the energy to run around at dawn. Sweet dreams. 🥰🐈‍⬛💖💖💤💤

Laziness took over me today. I had a short burst of energy this afternoon and I spent five minutes watching a fly on the ceiling. Then I got tired. By now, I’m completely exhausted from doing nothing. It’s time to rest so I have the energy to run around the flat at dawn.🪰🐈‍⬛

@miratweeta Nice evening, Mira.😽 You guessed exactly what I'm planning for dawn.😺

@monkey_dancing Laziness took over you? You watched a fly for a brief while. Are you going to have a nap now? You are up to something very naughty. You want to have a full night’s sleep & run riot early in the morning! That will drive your owner crazy my friend! ❤️❤️❤️

There are some things I’m not allowed to do.🐈‍⬛ For example, I can only go up on the table in 3 cases. 1. When no one is seeing me. 2. When I feel like living dangerously and I’m not afraid of my owner’s anger. 3. When my owner allows me. (Though that’s never happened yet.)

It’s unusually hot, so I switched to energy-saving mode. Since then I've just been sleeping, sometimes I get up with great difficulty to take a few sips, then lie down to sleep somewhere else. Because variety is important. I'll be active again from dinner time until morning.🐈‍⬛

@NicciDeschanel Have a pleasant evening and good night.😽 If she had gone into the lake to catch fish for me, the cold water would have eased the pain of her sunburned shoulder.😸

@monkey_dancing The poor thing has sunburned shoulders, and you're complaining that you don't have any freshly caught fish. I'm sure she loves you and that, despite her pain, she'll make you a nice dinner. Have a nice evening, both of you. Take care of your shoulders, Monkey_Dancing 🙏

My owner was on an outing. The sun burned her shoulders so much that she now looks like an overcooked hot dog. She walked a lot, talked on the lake shore and watched at the fish in the water. AND - she didn't bring one of them home. I think that shows she doesn’t love me enough.

@ChosenConqueror She shouldn't have just watched those fish; she should have caught them from the lake and brought them home to me.😸

@monkey_dancing You don't need to be so upset. He probably couldn't find a place selling fish on the way, that's why he came home empty-handed.😂🤷🤣

@miratweeta Good evening, Mira.😽 I hope you have a pleasant, relaxing weekend.🙏

@monkey_dancing Sounds a great pity your owner who made a delicious dinner & you licked your bowl clean didn’t give you more. She didn’t read your thoughts very well. Great pity as she is a very nice lady & I certainly hope it ended different my dear friend. ❤️❤️❤️

My owner made a delicious dinner. I quickly ate my portion and licked my bowl clean. Then I sat motionless next to my bowl for a few minutes, hoping she’d give me more. She said I looked satisfied, though it seems to me that this was more of a small taste than a decent serving.🐈‍⬛

@NicciDeschanel Thank you very much.😽 Have a lovely evening and a wonderful weekend.🙏

@monkey_dancing I have no doubt she’s been thinking of you, and she’ll bring back at least a shoebox that you’ll somehow manage to squeeze into—just like only cats can do. Have a great Friday, both of you 🐱🙏🩵

I’m waiting for my owner to come home from shopping. I'm watching from the window, like a retired person on duty. Meantime, I've already made a list of expectations: new bag, reward treat, ham, box that I can sit in. If she comes home empty-handed, I’ve an idea for revenge.🐈‍⬛

This morning I jumped in front of my owner from ambush, who was still half asleep, stumbling around with coffee in her hand. She jumped back in a panic so she wouldn’t trample me to death and flailing her arms to keep from falling over. It was so funny, you should have seen it.🐈

@thikalbrad Humans are the ones who call these things mischief. But really, these are just normal activities. If I knock something over, it’s a scientific test of gravity. My nighttime activities bother you because you’re not adaptable. Go to sleep when I do, and there won’t be a problem.😺

@monkey_dancing At least one mischief a day for healthy spiritual development, sweetie? Never heard of this before. Can you please elaborare, wise one? 🥰🐈‍⬛💖

Can you believe it? I didn't have time to be naughty again today. This is starting to get untenable. A cat needs at least one mischief a day for healthy spiritual development. There won't be any more days like this, I solemnly promise.🐈‍⬛

@alexnesspoetry ❤️😿

@NicciDeschanel Thank you.😽 I hope you had a good day. Have a nice evening.🙏

@monkey_dancing It's surprisingly quiet. We'll see tonight how the day went. In France, we call the time when cats get into mischief their "daily 15 minutes of madness." Have a great Wednesday, Monkey_Dancing ☀️🙏