Monkey Test it

Welcome to my ted talk

Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister? Programmer: 44 - (4 - 2) = 42 Tester:

“There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary jokes, and those who don’t.”

When you're debugging some code and realize that the only reason the test was ever passing was due to duck typing and you really miss actual type safety. #testing #qa #Python #javascript

When someone suggests skipping failing tests rather than fixing the regressions just so that a build can clear the CI/CD Pipeline and do a release.

2 unit tests. 0 integration tests. #2unittests0integrationtests #quality #testing #qa #dev

Trying to break things and find some big bugs on staging vs on production.

2 unit tests. 0 integration tests. #2unittests0integrationtests #quality #testing #qa #dev #softwaredevelopment

@launchwaymedia @arcdotai @simplepoll

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I am a: ⚪️ male ⚪️ female 🔘 QA Seeking: ⚪️ male ⚪️ female 🔘 a repeatable deployment pipeline with high test coverage, blue green deployment, and crash reporting.

Pushing your emergency hotfix for a regression through the build pipeline. #Developer #testbash #testing #circleci

It's not a bug, it's a feature! 🐞🤓 #softwaretesting #qa #ProductManagement

On why quality matters by @eduardsi - a great read on direct and indirect benefits: sizovs.net/2019/05/29/qua…

A Targaryen take on testing and releases 🐉. Who would you side with? 🤔 #softwaretesting #GameofThrones #productmanagement #qa

100 random bug bounty kids vs. 3 professional pentesters (jk jk)

TDD isn't a practice. It's a principle. First, prove something needs to be done, defining success and how you fail to meet it. Then, meet it. That test could be a unit test, or an acceptance test, or an alert on monitoring.

Here's a great paper about using MT to test RESTful web apis, finding bugs in places like Youtube and Spotify - written by Sergio Segura (@sergio_segura2) lsi.us.es/~segura/files/…

What the heck is Metamorphic Testing, and how can you use it to uncover new bugs in your system? Read more in this brilliant blog post by @hillelogram on the topic: hillelwayne.com/post/metamorph…