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a 10-line algorithm is optimal for semi-streaming
arxiv, lean, ai methodology and use below
sepehr assadi, @mangooqwq, and i recently presented a proof that the greedy algorithm achieves the optimal approximation ratio for semi-streaming matching

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@monkeytypefan1 canonical <-> THE good enough current way to do things
SOTA <-> Very good
fable 5 <-> high agency guy
lgtm (must be pronounced letter by letter) <-> sounds good
isomorphic <-> used to describe two things as being fundamentally the same logic.
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fake sf autism larping vocab tutorial:
compute constrained <-> dumb
orthogonal <-> unrelated
sample efficient <-> fast learner
out of distribution <-> weird / unlikely latent <-> hidden
sufficient statistic <-> relevant parts of observation
alpha <-> advantage
sigmoid <-> s shape
marginal <-> small
pareto frontier <-> improving one aspect degrades another
distillation <-> regurgitating will depue tweets
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String theory is probably a field that has set back quant trading by at least 10 years. Stealing top tier trading talent to do make believe 26 dimensional geometry, inflate boomer professors’s grant budget, and produce zero testable hypotheses or applications after 50 years
AlgoFlows@algoflows
jane street is probably a place that has set back science by at least a 100 years. Stealing top tier research talent and making them do high speed coupon clipping to make rich people richer and also organize military coups in South Sudan.
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@monkeytypefan1 @arlanr his next three tweets are gonna glaze mit freshmen, saudis, and imo medalists
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You have to understand. Spending 1 hour per day on brainrot is insane. That's about 6% of your waking day. About 5 years of your waking life. Half a decade. On brainrot. Just gone. Zero return. Zero fulfillment. Zero meaning. Zero contribution to the other parts of your life.
Justin Skycak@justinskycak
If you replace your daily brainrot sessions with technical upskilling, your quality of life will seriously improve.
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I’d rather hangout with a NYC nepo baby with a trust fund or go fishing with a redneck who rants about how the moon landing was fake than mingle with SF striver types. One of the most insufferable groups of people on earth.
aryan@aryannstarr
my name's aryan. i'm 18 dropped out of highschool, flew to SF, going flat BROKE in the process surrounded by the most cracked founders on earth i swear sf makes london look lame
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