Monkimarbles

@mayohiga1 This is why I don't drink hot drinks.

I did not realize drinking a hot beverage when you’re cold actually makes you warmer physically I thought people just liked hot drinks bc of the vibe

@HumansNoContext ABC

Which song would you pick?

@RoyalMail @macmillancancer recieved all these at once in my letter box this morning. A waste waste money?

@NakedWines It's more the lack of communication that's the problem. You gave no update or email to update on status. We had to ask quite a few times.

@monkimarbles I am so sorry for the disappointment we have caused you with the delay of this delivery, due to the high number of these cases being sent, some have sadly been delayed from our warehouse but we can assure you we are doing our best to get them out at the earliest opportunity.

@NakedWines where is my Christmas case? Apparently ‘sealed’ last week; I see on sm that others have received theirs. Is there a problem? Order no 54881581

@JonathanPieNews What! I am still living in 2013 where I think it is still 60p. Blimey, I've got christmas ards to post this week. Going to be expensive 😳

I’ve just found out that a 1st class stamp now costs £1.65. Fucking hell.

@ZeddFred Lack of freedom

What is preventing you from moving to New York?

@tesssummers98 Suddenly everyone is a doctor 🤦‍♀️

I just heard that hospitals were full of people who have the flu. When I was a kid I'm sure people didn't even go to the doctors for the flu, they stayed in bed as, like a cold, there's no pills to cure flu. Am I imagining it?

@SyndiTypo Oh my 😆😆😆 bless you

Around 50% of the replies to this tweet are deeply depressing. There is far more of problem than I recognised.

@MartinSLewis @itvMLshow I've returned stuff that didn't fit or didn't suit me with my receipt and never had a problem getting a refund.

Today's poll/test in conjunction with @itvMLshow 8pm: If you go buy an item of clothes in store, take it home, try it on and it doesn’t look good. What are your statutory (ie LEGAL) return rights? Vote here, comment with #MartinLewis (watch ANSWER near the end of the show)

@Suffragent_ @KirstieMAllsopp @KayBurley @KirstyWark @EmmaKennedy @thehungrygecko @EJWoolf @AlisonHammond @hollywills Typical guy response.Rather than be supportive, it's what about me attitude. You also need to support those men. Bet you do nothing when it was on TV. Most sexual harassment, rape, crimes against women by men is higher than the other way. Do something instead of victim blaming.

All the women dragging Gregg Wallace are silent when women sexually harass men. Why the hypocrisy? @KirstieMAllsopp @KayBurley @KirstyWark @EmmaKennedy @thehungrygecko @EJWoolf @AlisonHammond @hollywills

@Suffragent_ @calliebh Probably not if he works for the BBC.

@calliebh A man would've been fired.

All the women dragging Gregg Wallace are silent when women sexually harass men. Why the hypocrisy?

@webmiester @wiseconnector Depends where you live, in the UK all employers in the UK must offer a workplace pension scheme and automatically enroll eligible employees.

@monkimarbles @wiseconnector You mean 401k? Very few jobs offer pensions these days. Work and contribute until you decide to have kids.

Can we agree on this?

@webmiester @wiseconnector But what about her pension contributions? She won't have any.

Men should know how and have practice. Women should be able to do it well. And if she plans on being a career person. And meets a man who is fine with that. Then she should make more than childcare + maid + personal assistant + cook. If it is break even, just stay home. The sacrifice isn’t worth it.

@MartinSLewis I buy branded HP when on offer from Amazon. Tried the cheaper ones and they dry out too quickly. So end up having to buy more frequently. Branded ones don't dry out as quick imo.

Today's Poll: Do you have a printer at home, and if so when it comes to toner replacements, do you buy the manufacturers brand or go for cheaper compatible cartridges (and how do you find them?)

@Jenny_1884 It's common knowledge that agriculture is one of the largest methane emitters.

Weird don’t you think that it only seems that it’s UK Cows 🐄 that are the problem 🤔 Is it only UK Cows that emit methane? Is the UK being used for trials?

@instantkarma9 @MAFShysteria I always have to Google names now from the last mafs as I can't really remember who was who

@MAFShysteria She's knocking around with adam now..went on a double date with Alex and two faced chav Holly...

SO DESPERATE to create an iconic TV moment but just ends up being cringey.😬😬😬 #MAFSUK🤵🏾