Ángel L.

If a boy had a chance, a chance with someone like you. Are you gonna break his heart, let him cry for the moon?

Acaban de llegar unos romanos, con cara de pocos amigos. Imagino que es porque Italia no se ha clasificado para el Mundial.

Chuck Norris murió en viernes para resucitar el domingo...

Al que madruga, Chuck Norris le ayuda.

Entonces celebraremos la Pasion de Chuck Norris en vez de la de Cristo, todos enterados

Hasta pronto, vaquero.

Me acaban de presentar a Chuck Norris. Le he dicho, "Hola, soy Dios". Y me ha contestado: "Eras".

My fave Chuck Norris joke: Chuck doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Second fave: When he was born, Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.

El actor estadounidense Chuck Norris murió a los 86 años, informó su familia, luego de ser hospitalizado por emergencia en la isla de Kauai. El camino del dragón (1972) Bruce Lee contra Chuck Norris

¿Quién no recuerda la legendaria pelea de Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee en El Furor Del Dragón (1972)? Norris fue 6 veces campeón del mundo de karate y creó su propio estilo de combate.

Hacemos minería para hacer minería... 🥲

¡Mi #Cumpleaños aparece en el dígito 84278 de π! Busca cualquier fecha en los dígitos de π smm.org.mx/eventos/pi/?f=… #PiDay #DíaPi #Pi #π

Mi therian favorito

Johann Sebastian Bach, Toccata and Fugue in D minor BWV 565 Meditation for you...

🎶 Ballad Pour Adeline 🎼

Radiohead - No Surprises

Nirvana - The Man Who Sold The World (Live On MTV Unplugged, 1993)

Cayó primero Maduro, antes que un SB de los Cowboys Datos, no opiniones

Hello Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone at home? Come on now I hear you're feeling down Well, I can ease your pain Get you on your feet again Relax I'll need some information first Just the basic facts Can you show me where it hurts? There is no pain, you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying When I was a child I had a fever My hands felt just like two balloons Now I've got that feeling once again I can't explain, you would not understand This is not how I am I have become comfortably numb I have become comfortably numb O.K. Just a little pin prick There'll be no more ah! But you may feel a little sick Can you stand up? I do believe it's working, good That'll keep you going through the show Come on, it's time to go There is no pain you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon You are only coming through in waves Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse Out of the corner of my eye I turned to look but it was gone I cannot put my finger on it now The child is grown The dream is gone I have become comfortably numb

¡Inocente palomita! (T4 E18) #LosSimpson #LosSimpsons #DiaDeLosInocentes #Memes