Gareth

Adulthood has taught us that we don't need fun to have alcohol.

@Toribabieegirl Don't rub eyes

You meet your 16 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What will you say?

Occasion smokers: Cigarettes After Sex Chain smokers: Sex After Cigarettes

I used to be plain. Now I'm not. I'm explain.

@Okoliemeka_ A short man can cast a very long shadow.

In one sentence prove that you've watched Game of Thrones:

@przygol10 @juvefcdotcom Sounds good, but the last time we brought in a "champion" our downfall began. :(

@juvefcdotcom Of course. We need champions to become competitive again. Lewy, B.Silva, Allison, even Rudiger.. We must be real JUVE.

Would you have Robert Lewandowski at Juventus? 🤔 #Juventus #Lewandowski

@juvefcdotcom A five-year-old would pick Milik over those two.

‼️ Spalletti is using the international break to test a change in the attack. A serious evaluation is underway to play with two center forwards (Vlahovic and Milik) accompanied by the quality of Kenan Yıldız as an attacking midfielder. Spalletti currently prefers Milik over Openda and David. #Juventus 📲 @romeoagresti - YouTube

@SAlwashahi #1

Dubai in one word ?

Aren't VICE Presidents in cartels Presidents?

@juvefcdotcom @NicoSchira We need a goalkeeper!

‼️🗣️@NicoSchira: Luciano Spalletti is asking for 4-5 signings in the summer from the #Juventus management: -The absolute top priority is a striker: a real scorer who guarantees many goals per season. -A top midfielder who can be a starter, since Locatelli and Thuram cannot be expected to play 50 games in a season. -A full-back, the squad is a lacking a bit of quality in this department. -A central defender, in Spalletti’s mind Cabal and Gatti are not considered ideal centre-backs and could be sold to raise funds.

@swarnimagrawal @TifeRMFC

@monkooh @TifeRMFC ??

@swarnimagrawal @TifeRMFC I lile how you didnt name the jinx, bro ;)

@TifeRMFC Zidane, Cannavaro, Khedira, Danilo, Di Maria

@finoallafine06 He is the best.

Lippi isn’t talked about enough in the greatest manager of all time debate by casuals. Won 5 league titles when serie A was at its peak, won the champions league on 2 different continents, and also the World Cup

@juvenewslive You are a better coach Mister. Thank you for the service. Fino Alla Fine!

‼️🎙️ | Spalletti: “Kalulu is a good lad, and he suffered two huge injustices on Saturday evening. If on top of that he also has to be called a fool by Chivu, who even lectures him on how to behave, I’m not having it…Then I would be in a position to talk about the behaviour of Inter’s players, which is something I must not do.” #Juventus

@heyshipz Dog was unconsollable.

@dybalexa Same. We got Robbed.

I haven't been this upset about a call since real madrid 2018

@SamiRmcf15 He has worked really hard at a very young age to get here. Cannot take this away to him and misattribute it to luck.

Kenan Yıldız is probably the happiest & luckiest footballer. Talented, good looking, no 10 of a "soulful" historic club, loved by his club's fanbase, admired by neutrals, desirable by women, got the best celebration, got pitch drip, loved by his teammates.

Hey America, is President is short for pressed and dented?

@SerieAScout_ Zhegrova competing for irrevelance with them.

Cabal and Koop aren’t offering ANYTHING

Sorry for the brainfarts. I don't like trying very hard. #MyXAnniversary

@AleandroBz That colleague who walks around briskly to show they're contributing.

Conceicao mastered the art of looking busy but if you actually look at it he offers very little on a consistent basis