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@Terror_Alarm Looks like it would ruin Dawn in Bedfords evening?

🚨🇰🇵 North Korea unveils its new-generation nuclear Hwasong-20 ICBM, designed for the delivery of multiple warheads.

@PurelyFootball Footballers, hey?

Anna Silva, Brazilian influencer, making spicy claims about Vinicius Junior: "Vinicius doesn't think about ANYTHING BUT SEX. He was sending me photos of his private parts." I don’t like people who constantly talk about dirty things. He can’t hold a conversation, he only talks about sex. He kept sending me nudes. He just wanted sex, nothing else." [@euleodias]

@EvertonNewsFeed Charly Cahill

🏅Charly Alcaraz gets The Toffee Blues Man of the Match for the 2-1 win over Crystal Palace

@CigsMake @MrHarryCole Toilet roll as well?

@sovietvisuals Bonnie Bloo vibez

"Exercise water sports!" Soviet poster, 1949.

@juliecooper1958 @PhilMyers53 They’re

@PhilMyers53 Phil Myers without doubt your greatest achievement is to insult Nigel Farage and half of the country and like Starmer if your going to chuck accusations about at least make sure there true !!! J 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇱

Without doubt, Brexit was his greatest achievement..... FOR RUSSIA

@henrywinter @EvertonNewsFeed Standard of refereeing is appalling - it’s a game run by rules not a game

Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall is not a dirty player. He’s played 5,219 Premier League minutes and gets a booking every 401 minutes. One booking every seven hours (roughly) hardly constitutes a one-man footballing crime-wave. Yet, this season, the midfielder is the first Premier League player to accumulate five bookings and so has to serve a suspension for Everton’s difficult home game against Crystal Palace on Sunday. He’s playing well, Everton will miss him and it’s a patent injustice. Dewsbury-Hall’s first three bookings of the season were for fouls against Brighton, Wolves and Villa. His next two were, frankly, a joke: dissent for taking a quick free-kick against Liverpool (when the advantage should be for the team fouled against) and, last night, for a fair tackle on West Ham’s Kyle Walker-Peters in the 90th minute. Dewsbury-Hall’s offence was listed as a foul. His reaction, and that of Jack Grealish closeby, spoke of experienced professionals who knew it was a ridiculous decision to punish a fair challenge with a free-kick and booking and who instantly expressed their frustration. Dewsbury-Hall then went full Basil Fawlty, beating the ground. His frustration was understandable: he was trying to launch an attack, trying to win the game, and instead found the referee awarding the opposition a free-kick in a dangerous position for a fair challenge – it’s still a contact game - and also found himself banned for an important match. If the booking had been for dissent there could have been some logic but it was listed as for the foul. The ref may have been swayed by Walker-Peters' reaction to the challenge. There was contact but no foul. Dewsbury-Hall was going for the ball and won it fairly. Dewsbury-Hall is, of course, culpable for the first three bookings that led to his forthcoming ban. They were fouls. He has to analyse clips of those and work how to avoid bookings in the future. But there is widespread sympathy for him over bookings 4 and 5. Yellow cards can’t be rescinded but, at the very least, Dewsbury-Hall is owed an explanation from PGMO for the type of decision he described as “mind-boggling". Respect for officials would actually be enhanced by some acknowledgement of their mistakes. A phone-call from refs' chief Howard Webb to Dewsbury-Hall or his manager, David Moyes, would be diplomatic. #EFC

@christopherhope Hosing Secretary

*Housing secretary

LATEST “The Tories literally covered this country in sh*t - we are the disinfectant,” Environment secretary Steve Reed tells Labour Together reception at the Labour Party conference. More at @GBNEWS.

@AccidentalP Probably living in a concrete box at some point perhaps?

I gorged on Capri Sun and drove to Cluj-Napoca in my bare feet

@AZ_Intel_ Far-edge?

Suspect arrested for mass shooting at Southport, North Carolina restaurant identified as Nigel Edge.

@evertonspares Not on my dead souvlaki

Wouldn’t put it past Marinakis to have Postecoglou out before Christmas 🙈

@NoContextEPL Get him on the lightbulbs again

Mikel Arteta has lost the fucking plot. No one is calling you to congratulate you on your 1-1 draw at home to Man City.😭

@NoContextBrits For £1200 a month you can get an arsehole in bow no problem. Down by the flats.

@kateferguson4 It isn’t

Getting a Nespresso machine to work is harder than doing a cryptic crossword

@Prinny_sparkle I can’t understand why there is donor list for people who want a dick? Surely that speeds this up? #dickdonation

A complete cunt?

@DPJHodges It’s a story of a failed country and political incompetence.

Reminder. He's only been in job 14 months. And has a majority of 170. Starmer's political implosion is staggering.

@christiancalgie Where is tha rizla, green and trash movies?

Got distracted by Lego at my friend’s house

@basilthegreat That’s one in every 20 mobile people in the UK fully and that’s utter shite. Shite. Stephen’s bummed about 3 million prisoners btw.

🚨BREAKING: POLICE ANNOUNCE AN ESTIMATED THREE MILLION PEOPLE IN LONDON FOR UNITE THE KINGDOM MARCH Nobody can stop what's happening❤️ We're taking our country back 🔥 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@TeapotJnr Zero people.

Does anyone else do this?

@Currentreport1 So an adult.

JUST IN: FBI says it has found a high-powered rifle, shoe prints, and a palm print after Charlie Kirk's assassination. Reportedly the killer of Charlie Kirk appears to be of college age.