Monty Latter

There’s a man coaching himself through his shit next to me rn

Coffee is bean tea

I also visited the back rooms zoo last night so that was cool

I’ve been seeing the same person in my dreams for the last few months and I finally got their name from them idk what it means though bc this time we took mushrooms and I peed on myself then a massive group of Mennonite’s showed up to tell us they couldn’t go to the moon

Quick to judge like my pronouns lord/ saviour

The hottest bitches drive Mazdas

The moon is v pretty today

To preface that last tweet, it was about wether or not we looked like a couple driving around

How tf a dude gonna say Reba is more gay than zach Bryan

Work so hard you gotta unbutton the sleeves to get your hands thru

Lol the gas tank on my car fell off today

If you send a blue after I send a red add some fucking context bc I don’t know what I sent 30 minutes ago

Dude jumps off 2nd floor trying to get away after robbing Apple store 😬

Goose is gettin thicc

I wanna walk outa onto my driveway with some old classic muscle sitting there cam slapping away with up around the bend full volume

My biggest pet peeve is purple snaps,

I would like to latibulate

Why does sound hit harder in the dark

Introvert? Nah I’m just an anti socialism influencer

I like my women how I like my traction control. Not available for this make and model