meli

xoxo*°:⋆

@firekeepergf if it was by gallons it would be $6.55 😭😭 i love canada

@moodymeli oh shit i thought $5.29 a gallon was bad 🫩🫩🫩🫩

everyday i wake up into a fucking nightmare.

@firekeepergf 1.73 per litre LOL, if it was 173 dollars i’d be buying a horse instead

@moodymeli 173…. dollars….?

@saderrall he’s saying all this while playing Wanda 😭😭

average marvel rivals experience as a woman

Every time a Canadian says “sorry” a timbit is born

the american mind could never fathom finding such a crisp blue beacon of hope in a sea of grey puddles during a rainstorm

@semtembz @Tgoge_ ??????

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3” hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

@firekeepergf yes.

can i come over and explain all the elden ring lore to you?

@Pipluhpp hi pretty

Hii~ ♡

@ashleynamz PLEASE

can i be ur patty for st patty’s day? ☘️

@blyssfuI I GOTCHU BABY

@moodymeli CARRY ME

legendary cloak & dagger btw

@whyc3lty can we get married

this is the safe version :3

@todoshearts PRETTIEST

loafie w/ buns :'3✨💓💫🪐🌟🎀💕

@jelloannaa dude you’re so beautiful

“not a lot going on atm” ahh pictures

hey hi

megan her #1 supporters

@thefatui choose me

emo gf? :3

@blyssfuI yes

I'm liking your instagram photo from 8 days ago because instagram just showed me today, I’m not stalking you.