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A Nicki Minaj's fan is threatening to commit suicide over her failure to release her non-existent sixth album today. She announced the album 6 months ago to block Cardi B's shine.

BREAKING NEWS: Jill Biden's Secret Service agent shoots himself while accompanying former first lady through Philadelphia airport

Tyler Perry attempted to hand out a substantial amount of cash to TSA agents to take care of bills & was told agents can’t accept gifts while being on the job

Can’t decide if she wants to see parody of herself or she’s genuinely offended on behalf of white conservative women

BREAKING: The DOJ says FBI Director Kash Patel’s personal email has been breached by hackers.

The leftists hates the free market, but will always tell you that the problem of the cuban dictatorship is that they don't have access to free market. Delusional.

The Senate has voted unanimously for the Democratic proposal to reopen DHS and fully fund TSA without giving a single dollar to ICE.

I'm amazed this is even a discussion. Ada is an opposition to traditional partner material. Claire offers stability and genuine warmth; Ada just offers a grappling hook exit. One builds a home; the other is a guest you can never trust

Everyone got this wrong. The 90s bully was actually the good guy keeping the weird/abnormal behaviors in check

4 million women are on OnlyFans. “OMG Society is doomed” But no one talks about the 240 million men paying for it. Everyone’s judging the supply… no one’s questioning the demand.

Your air fryer is a convection oven and you were duped into buying another appliance. Goodnight 😘

The Roman aristocracy died out because they were nuking their balls with hot baths every day and it made them infertile and feminine, check the sources. Medieval aristocracy survived because they thought baths were gross.

This kind of slapstick comedy doesn’t exist anymore.

hivemind pick my brunch please