ZD Moon
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ZD Moon
@moonkiller_fps
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@OneLastKiss_01 No literally why r we fucking standing there in the open
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@moonkiller_fps Yeah these guys are HORRIBLE. Always the selfish DPS throwing games when I'm support. Solo tank with bad DPS is unplayable
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@moonkiller_fps Playing white fox makes you realize how long your teammates will stand in the open behind zero cover repeatedly, it’s like mantis
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Texting a Girl is harder than any League game you'll ever play and nobody is teaching you how to do it.
she says "lol okay" and you think the conversation is going fine
brother "lol okay" is the text equivalent of your support standing behind you in lane doing nothing. she's CHECKED OUT. she's mentally AFK. you already lost this trade and you don't even know it
let me translate some of these for you because your read on the game is TERRIBLE
"haha that's crazy" = she didn't read it. that's the same as your teammate pinging on the way and then walking the other direction. she's not coming.
"i'm fine" = she is not fine. this is the same as your top laner saying "it's okay i scale" while being 0/4. it is NOT okay. something went horribly wrong and you need to figure out what before the game is over
"do whatever you want" = do NOT do whatever you want. this is a bait. she's standing in the bush waiting for you to face check. the moment you actually do whatever you want, its over
"k" = surrender vote is already up. she's just waiting to see if you give her one more reason to hit yes.
"who is she" = she just checked your opgg and saw you duoing with another Lux main. STOP DUOING WITH OTHER LUX MAINS
"it's fine i'm not mad" = she is building a freeze right outside her tower and you are about to get punished if you walk up. DO NOT walk up. do not contest. just SURVIVE.
"i just think it's funny how" = the gank is coming. RIGHT NOW. the jungler is in your lane. there is no escape. accept your death.
"we need to talk" = she's about to all in you and you have no summoners. no flash. no heal. nothing. you're standing in the middle of the lane completely exposed and she has full combo up
you're sitting there analyzing her texts the same way you should be analyzing your lane opponent
every word is a movement. every emoji is a cooldown.
every response time is telling you where she's pathing
the information is RIGHT THERE
you're just not reading it
Study the Saskio way

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@moonkiller_fps look at urself in the mirror im not even hating anymore but for someone preaching morality a lot of the shit u say is weird as fuck
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@moonkiller_fps wow you really are misogynistic lol. you need therapy
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@moonkiller_fps @bxbyharley Damn must be hard to only live your life to see how others percieve you. Even to go into other chats to see if they talk about you is insane lmao.
If you bitch about this you must be getting close to being an iLady instead of an egirl.
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@moonkiller_fps You can tell someone’s American because they have no real problems so they bitch about the dumbest things.
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