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@mactellomckeown We don’t have to worry about it cause Israel will never qualify

I genuinely wonder what would happen if England faced off against Israel in the World Cup? Would we just hear the sounds of Scottish and Welsh heads spontaneously combusting all the way in England?

@CodyPunk Trust I’ve been checking ao3 every day

If this CodyPunk feud/saga doesn’t create a bunch of fanfic, I’m gonna be so pissed.

@babesmithh Could’ve been worse. They could’ve killed her off at Christmas 2022

Even Janine flopped

We were in the slums #EastEnders

@DuncanLindsay @MetroUK Oh my God fuck whoever worded the headline like that

Devastating #EastEnders death confirmed in Denise's heart-breaking cancer story metro.co.uk/2026/07/06/dev… via @MetroUK

@wrestlescripts Okay but what did that suitcase ever do to Nia to deserve that?

When Nia Jax heard what Alexa Bliss and Mickie James were saying about her backstage 😂😂 “She grew up her entire life as a total loser and is so desperate and needy to have friends like us. She’s easily manipulated and if i’m being honest she’s just as dumb as she is big.”

@yami___77 almost me before I decided to have an indian

pepes for tea oh my goshh

@codypunkers And you just know it will be at the very end so we will have to sit there waiting for three hours

guys im actually so nervous for tn im scared im going to actually have a meltdown when i hear those record scratches

@yami___77 Pepto Abysmal

that pepto bismol advert needs to be binned

@joakial_ STOP THE COUNT!

STOP THE GAME OMG

@codyrhodesqb1 I’m still so mad Paige couldn’t be in that Royal Rumble

Revisiting the moment Stephanie announced the first ever all Women's Royal Rumble match 🔥 The reactions from all the women was so wholesome as none of them thought this would ever be possible. Good times 💯

@jakonian Tbh I don’t understand how trans/intersex people aren’t already represented with the OG rainbow flag

I don’t like this. That flag specifically is just difficult to look at and is trying too hard to include everybody.

@WorldofJulez “Alright. I did it you BITCH.”

@WorldofJulez This feud was so camp

She was tearing her ass up😭

@Truthseekerrr99 @YouGov Roundabouts will be painted.

@YouGov Sectarian politics on display. The only vote that should count are the ones who have claim to this land. The native Brits. This is a sign that a civil war will break out after the next election.

🧵/ How would Britons votes, two years since the 2024 election: by ethnicity White Britons Ref: 27% Con: 19% Lab: 16% Grn: 14% LD: 13% Rst: 4% Ethnic minority Britons Lab: 26% Grn: 25% Con: 20% LD: 13% Ref: 9% Rst: 1%

@xenomorphisms “You will never beat me, ever.”

They immediately transported me

One of my least woke opinions is that people need to stop referring to every vaguely cute guy as “her” “her hair is adorable” he has fluffy hair, Emily, calm down.

not the blatant plagiarism of the 2014 Eurovision postcards

@actsmaniac What decade do you think we are in?

preventing a communist takeover must be a key political priority going forward

@babesmithh 50°C looms

The fact that these heatwaves are only going to get worse in the years to come and become the new norm for UK summers

Just finished changing my bedding