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In SATC movie it was highkey Lily's fault Big didnt turn up cos she hid the phone. Then in AJLT it was at her concert that Carrie was at and he died. All arrows point to her tbf tbh

Oh Nirvana

@safonyameherbal The way men cant do shit but are 'experts' at dissecting sex and making it sound disgusting is a talent.

A man’s thrust should always move the penis from horizontal to diagonal, if it’s the first time hearing this, ask her about the last night moaning.

@mymixtapez Prayer is the last refuge of a scoundrel..

Chrisean Rock shows off her peaceful bedroom setup with pillows shaped like Bibles and a city view, after revealing she’s a changed person now 🙏

man watch out. so many of you niggas are pornsick nutcases. my god.

You know what pisses me off. Very rich and very famous people plugging shit like 'subscribe' or 'it really helps'. Stfu u rich asf anyway im not doing shit.

@mamboitaliano__ This is bella btw but i agree. I find her face harsh and too pinched and none of its natural. Gigi to me is so much prettier

Sometimes I wonder why Gigi Hadid is considered one of the most beautiful women in the world 🪞✨ This is just my personal opinion, based on what my eyes see But I swear, I don’t find anything sublime about her beauty

Idk how old i thought akon was but it wasnt 52

@kingkole5 Yet here you are lmao

@moonpeach212 Bish we don’t give a fuck about what you think

Yuk. Not gemini season approaching 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

Not zara mcdermott saying its a 'deep fake ai' lmao like its not 100% a thing she does and like they wouldnt choose to make something much better lmao

@manyrauk @Ryanair What a boring bastard,cunt, grass thing to say lmao. Who could literally foam at the mouth over something like this to the point they tweet and tag 💀💀🤡🤡

Hey @Ryanair ! Isn’t it a breach of policy and regulations that one of your employees, a Lead as he said, will pay for a passenger extra luggage just before boarding? With his own card? A total of £60 were paid by one of your employees at Birmingham Airport today morning,

@annikalee218 @Kiminich Just say you're also a cheating hoe and stfu

Someone could think you are 5 years old. It's soooo funny to accuse someone of cheating because of a fucking kiss on the cheek. It's also soooo funny to just ignore the fact that her clothes look different in every single one of the badly faked pictures. What a funny bunch of people you are. Louis is soooo lucky to have you 🙄💀

Zara untagging herself on every IG posts showing the pictures of her cheating is actually so funny 😂

Removed from show for her safety... stays with man for 6 weeks after 😂😂😂😂😂 #MAFSUK

Well. We know it wasnt flipping Caspar Or Adam. If anything Polly raped him. #MAFSUK

Zara Mcdermott is a lanky slag, pass it on xx

@MavisPearl0 Its literally the definition of tea you cunt

@moonpeach212 You’re a weirdo. That ain’t tea.

Word on the street is Dan got Ella pregnant and she had an abortion ☕️☕️☕️☕️ #towie

@capwhittaker @BRATTYBARBl Why would they not air it? Its literally the premise of the show to air what happened in a surveillanced house lol

@moonpeach212 @BRATTYBARBl That was teen big brother, they could have chose not to broadcast that but they did

20 years ago today, Big Brother 7 launched and Bonnie Holt was broadcast into over seven million people's homes

Elma is ac the rudest person man. She dont let anyone talk, interrupts them to talk literal shit and wheez #towie

This episode was genuinely unwatchable. I had to turn my volume right down. Why the fuck are 2 birds in their 30s being so shrill and alarming gasping over fucking harry derbridge and a group chat. Why the fuck are the new boys at joe and juniaids? So weird #towie