Matt Mooney

@hendrixsonluke We have far too many water bottles from Costco to have purchased one from Oprah…

@hendrixsonluke @bobandtom If they don’t toss a fake egg at someone you should demand a discount

Love that I can spend my Friday listening to the new @Hullabahoos album. Great work fellas. #unitcorp

In case you were wondering, @ChipotleTweets has miserable customer service. They make it impossible to speak to a human, and after 4 days of trying to contact them, I have yet to receive a response.

@PLinUSA @NBCSportsSoccer Wishing I could watch the LFC match today…

Let the festivities continue 🎁 We'll give away a PLinUSA mug for every single goal scored TODAY, just reply with which Boxing Day match you're watching to enter 👇 #MyPLMorning

Waaaaaaayyyyy too much commentary during this #USMMT game. Are the announcers getting paid by the word?

10 matches. All 20 clubs. All at once. To make an exciting day even more exciting - we're giving away 3 PLinUSA coffee mugs for every single goal scored on the last day of the season 🔥 Just RT this tweet and follow us to enter 🙌

That bible is gigantic

I realize I live in a Covid bubble within a blue suburban bubble, but I was more than a little surprised to see this in central McLean on the way to the park with Leila.

Abraham Lincoln over here...

@burger @GusBurgerDog @GabrielleWilson Excellent name #realchamp

@burger @votefwd On it with @H2theIBA. Leila can’t wait to mail these @votefwd letters tomorrow for the #thebigsend.

@JackManwrangler Fact check: true

...and also, there’s a fly on your head Mike

@mjwints @MyNameisDawew @JackManwrangler Friendship!

@MyNameisDawew @JackManwrangler Not with a bang, but with a Hullabahoos reunion

@JackManwrangler Wait what!?

@brendonmason I’m about to find out

@looney4mooney Bring Messi to LFC!

Grateful that we could use Zoom to celebrate my grandmother’s 84th birthday with aunts, uncles, grandchildren and great grandchildren, but it’s days like these that make me really sad we aren’t able to interact in person.