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you‘ll never know someone is german until one day something pisses them off and they drop a merz leck eier out of nowhere

i love saying my dick is hard when i don't even have one like yeah im spiritually bricked what about it

and if I say the reason why all of a sudden we jumped to 35° in may here in europe, it's cuz you all can't stop loving those ai generated fruits videos

People using dan and phil as proof for shipping larry stylinson is actually driving me insane. PLEASE WATCH THE HARD LAUNCH VIDEO 😭😭 It is time to let Larry go now 😭😭

This is me

hrtwt never wants to do fun headcannons like “shane’s hair shampoo smells like blueberries” or “ilya has an ig page for anya” they go straight to one of the characters being homophobic

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs

Straight people thinking top and bottom refers to being submissive and dominant This is why we tell yall to stop using queer terminologies that you don’t understand

@thvheals Genuinely one of my biggest fears

some influencer approached me & asked for my insta i said no sorry. i didnt know he was filming w meta glasses & now he has posted that reel & some weird looking creature has commented "always a 2/10 girl w attitude"😀 I texted the influencer to take it down hope he'll do it asap

the fact that americans dont have gore on their cigs is still crazy to me

21yo me reading gay fanfictions on ao3 during lectures and 12yo me reading gay fanfiction on wattpad during classes

@fallinsand And omg I'm flying to Manchester on June 1st. Didn't make that connection until now

JUNE 1ST IS A MONDAY. WE’RE FUCKING DEAD

overthinkers when the message feels a bit off

When smut was called lemon 😭

@s1sterdaniel he was two here 🩷

sometimes i wanna socialise but i don’t wanna talk. i just want to be around like a cat

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you're like wow ok great I'm fuvking ugly too

@fujobritta so many people skip over the fact that Shane has a crisis over he fact that he doesn't check any of the boxes in what he considers a "stereotypical gay man". There is nothing really feminine about him at all. 100% jock

so lets talk about the dejockification of shane hollander,