Sarah

there isn't a day that passes where i don't think about 'illicit affairs' eras tour version

"you're so cringe" it's okay. I understand. I'm in my thirties and none of that is real

No one swears on BlueSky and honestly I hate that

you should always have an english major in your ear or you will be susceptible to great evils

the first time we heard “what have i done?” millions across the world screamed CONRAD POV EPISODE NEXT

F1 version of The Pitt that follows the 12 hours in the garage before and after a race and it’s also called The Pitt

when I'm in a really foul mood, I come to Twitter and I'm sure that really helps

Please don't make me come back to Twitter yall

@WeatherChitChat I hate when it's cold but this just seems wrong for January!!

A toasty January day in #Phoenix! Sky Harbor hit 81º this afternoon, which ties the record for the day. Fun fact: the high temperature has been 81º or higher only 51 times during the month of January, going all the way back to 1896 (51 out of 4,044 observation days). #azwx

what we thought was for all time, was momentary. it was legendary.

in retrospect, i was playing with powers i didn't understand when i edited this

bla bla bla.. proper name, place name, backstory stuff

I JUST FELL TO THE FLOOR

of course he’s the sexiest man alive LET’S RUN THIS BACK

when amelia said “I will now be going relatively fast,” and oscar replied “will you now?” i dropped to my knees ngl

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