Emily Moore

When you know the reason for the season, but you still lit.

Sperm trying to get to the egg. #Superbowl #NFL

@sarah_urmston RILED

@crdschurch Hope our car doesn't break down. We can't afford it. #relevant

Friend - "Are you wearing highlighter?" Me - "No, that's just my sweat."

"I once had a crush on this guy next door. He looked like Aladdin and had a Vespa."

Anyone trying to IHOP?

@noahurmston Thought that was Miley Cyrus and got so jelly for a sec

@noahurmston Hope she gets absolutely spoiled on her day 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀

Get a girl who can do both

"What do you use most, tweeter or instagram? I don't twit." - Dad

Hulu is that ex that won't give up.

Going to pick 2 lucky winners to accompany me when I get my wisdom teeth out. twitter.com/relatablequote…

@AJUrmston Lay off.

Job application questionnaire is going better than expected 😊

Call me Sabotage Mcgee 2k17.

I tried to get my sweatshirt out of the locker and photobombed someone's elbow on hip gym picture.

Used to wear these blades bare foot.

LIT

@sarah_urmston Just call me Mother Tearesa