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Hi Team! I’m Moose, your new Email Representative here at Corporate Office! I am looking forward to connecting with you all!

grapes bring out the human in me

Sorry to ask Again virtually all the help I received went towards getting my water turned back on so I'm back to square one 🫠🙏🏻

Hi pals, I’m really ashamed to be sharing this but I am currently in a hospital awaiting surgery with a fractured jaw in 4 places due to fainting with no answer as to why. Please consider reading sharing or donating as I’m facing 8 weeks recovery. gofundme.com/f/support-tays…

She saw a bug

@francesmcf Okay so judging by the fact that my father can get whatever band he wants on the phone maybe I can ask my dad to call them and ask why they would do such a thing to you

@moose_email My favourite band went on hiatus for 3 years and I did no pee-crimes! Who do I contact about this? Can I get compensation?

Hey Team! Just a warning that if you pee in the laundry basket, your giant roommate might tell you that he’s going to call your favorite band and tell them to stop making music forever. Something to keep on your radar :) Have a great weekend! Moose

@heylindsey Hello Lindsey, For the purposes of incident reporting, the band in question is kalamazoo-based midwest emo band saturdays at your place. Thank you for your attention to this matter, Moose

@moose_email For the incident report…what’s your favorite band?

@codakitten Coda, You are so right! I am going to send an email to HR right away!

@moose_email hi moose , thise sound like Retalitation. Know Yuor Rite’s ! best , coda

Today I am 1️⃣8️⃣ yearce oald!!!!!! Mine agenda for today: register to vote buy scratch tickets sign a contract join the army buy cigs sign up for a credit card

@cookietimeultra full circle moment

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but hey no better way to celebrate america than to donate to our rescue! all of these cats were born and raised right here on the harsh, unforgiving and resource deficient streets of #america 🇺🇸 help donation links: linktr.ee/friendsofbear?…

@StrsssTeme Now that’s what I’m talking about

@moose_email 👏👏

Hello Team! Please enjoy your hot dogs and hamburgers today. You can celebrate the hot dogs and hamburgers. You do not have to celebrate anything else. Enjoy your day! Best, Moose

@heylindsey So true, Lindsey!

@moose_email Dear Dad, Moose is not a chud, you are. Respectfully, Lindsey

Hi Team, Please can someone tell my dad to stop calling me a chud it is getting out of hand please help and also don’t tell him that I am using my Corporate Office email for personal communications. Thanks so much! Have a great evening! Regards, Moose

all are welcomb at beny’s restrant ! happy pribe month :)

they’ve experienced The Horrors together

ok so i’m Pist , and The Pressed :(