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Paul's Jokes
@MoreTwitty
You'll flip for my clean, funny #jokes old & new! Paul AKA morewitty & Yam Man. If you think it's funny, please share the laughs with your followers -- RETWEET!
Katılım August 2014
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I'm a little ticked off. Went into this store all excited, but couldn't find a single outfit for my American eagle!
#cleanjoke
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@PFriend82 Of course, you lose the joke without "past your eyes."
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@MoreTwitty Past my eyes? I'd be happy if it comes up past my chest. And that tickled old Ernie. 😏
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(You might miss one if you only skim the posts!)
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I love to see if I can subtly slip a bad milk pun past your eyes.
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I do NOT believe the proposition that the toothpaste tube is empty!
WholesomeMemes@WholesomeMeme
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True. (To put it another way: Don't get too concerned when folks disagree with your view on eschatology -- after all, it's not the end of the world!) 😁
Darrell B Harrison@D_B_Harrison
My dear brothers and sisters in Christ, in expressing your dogmatism about your own personal eschatological view or position, please be especially careful not to conflate eschatology with soteriology, as if eschatology is salvific. Needless to say, it is not. So, though you do have freedom to hold to a particular eschatological perspective, you would do well to guard against making eschatology, in and of itself, that is, as a doctrine, out to be something it is not, and thereby make it a qualification for salvation. For as Charles Spurgeon said in his 1887 sermon, The Lord’s Knowledge, Our Safeguard, “We may make our prophetic charts if we like, but God will follow his own chart.”
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I would say this is the BEST video on this topic (but I want to leave myself a little wiggle room.)
Today I Learned@TodayiLearrned
A video that shows the importance of where you stack things.
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Nearly crashed into a guy checking that out on my online Bible!
Heather Jordan 🌸✝️🩸👀👂🎺@HeatherJ2652
🤔🎯
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Which reminds me I do have a couple of old sock puppets for sale (if you'd like to take them off my hands).
AGoodQuestion@Benjones2Jones
All those socks I lost at the laundromat ran off to become puppets, right? Bitten by the ol' acting bug.
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I don't recommend this (but you ARE good at thinking outside the box)!
Michael Brogan ツ@MichaelTBrogan
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
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This may ruffle a few feathers!
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps
The world map, but make it a chicken
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Paul's Jokes retweetledi
Actually, I give out free MULLET whacks -- sorry for the confusion!
Mark@AgingRanchHand
Putting the peace sign up for a picture and accidentally ordering two whacks with a mallet from the guy giving out free mallet whacks
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I just finished ironing the covers or "skins" I made to protect my stilts. (I wouldn't want to have rumpled stilt skins!)
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