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President Obama on Iran: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz”

Oh no. Here comes the mRNA vaccine being all effective again.

Ask Jeeves walked so ChatGPT could run humanity into extinction. techcrunch.com/2026/05/02/far…

Introducing Claude Opus 4.7, our most capable Opus model yet. It handles long-running tasks with more rigor, follows instructions more precisely, and verifies its own outputs before reporting back. You can hand off your hardest work with less supervision.

@LCSlates Ha! That was the complete opposite of fun

@MoreWillie way more fun than cratejoy website builds!

Over the past few weeks, I've built out a fully personalized AI assistant in Claude that helps do things that I don't like to do (call restaurants for reservations) or things that I can't do (track large data points) and gives me everything in an easy markdown note every day. It's so insane and also so fun to build again. Haven't enjoyed making things on the computer this much since early days of visual basic, photoshop, etc...

My friend Milla Jovovich and I spent months creating an AI memory system with Claude. It just posted a perfect score on the standard benchmark - beating every product in the space, free or paid. It's called MemPalace, and it works nothing like anything else out there. Instead of sending your data to a background agent in the cloud, it mines your conversations locally and organizes them into a palace - a structured architecture with wings, halls, and rooms that mirrors how human memory actually works. Here is what that gets you: → Your AI knows who you are before you type a single word - family, projects, preferences, loaded in ~120 tokens → Palace architecture organizes memories by domain and type - not a flat list of facts, a navigable structure → Semantic search across months of conversations finds the answer in position 1 or 2 → AAAK compression fits your entire life context into 120 tokens - 30x lossless compression any LLM reads natively → Contradiction detection catches wrong names, wrong pronouns, wrong ages before you ever see them The benchmarks: 100% recall on LongMemEval — first perfect score ever recorded. 500/500 questions. Every question type at 100%. 92.9% on ConvoMem — more than 2x Mem0's score. 100% on LoCoMo — every multi-hop reasoning category, including temporal inference which stumps most systems. No API key. No cloud. No subscription. One dependency. Runs on your machine. Your memories never leave. MIT License. 100% Open Source. github.com/milla-jovovich…

@alexisohanian IRL4EVER

I got 776 a blank canvas in SOHO. Long IRL.

Very exciting breaktrough: An FDA-designated AI tool called Vox can analyze just five seconds of a patient’s voice to detect signs of worsening heart failure, using patterns linked to fluid buildup that humans cannot hear. Trained on more than 3 million voice samples and supported by five clinical trials, it points to a huge shift in healthcare: cheaper, earlier, phone-based detection for a disease affecting 64 million people worldwide and costing the U.S. over $30 billion a year. I love it.

olympic ticket prices for LA, are very LA

Most people are covering Google's TurboQuant as an efficiency win, but it's also huge for security. The cleanest defense against AI prompt injection -- dual context windows that sandbox untrusted content away from your instructions -- has been cost-prohibitive to run at scale. That just changed 🤝

holy sh*t they actually did it

@samsheffer 🫀

okay let's see who can reply to this

When I was consulting for @HBO Silicon Valley, zero-loss compression was the holy grail Richard Hendricks chases that perfect middle-out algo could shrink everything w/out breaking a single bit. Google just did something even more practical for the AI era: TurboQuant compresses LLM key-value caches down to 3 bits per value using random orthogonal rotation + PolarQuant scalar quantization & optional 1-bit QJL residual correction. =>> 6× memory reduction, up to 8× faster attention (on H100), & 0 degradation on LongBench, Needle-in-a-Haystack, and RULER for models like Gemma. No retraining, no calibration needed. Fiction just got out-engineered by reality. 😅💚💚

@davidrocknyc Wish you had hit me sooner! We fly out this afternoon and on the outskirts of town all day!

@MoreWillie Are we seeing each other

SXSW was great but can’t wait to get back on set with our cast and crew in LA and wrap our first feature this week 👏 3 more overnights

Our founders @MoreWillie and @perlmutations at @sxsw 😎

She deleted all of these posts about India. Vile woman.

stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipotle's support bot is free:

Chemtrails don't exist Turbo cancer doesn't exist Covid does exist Covid vaccines worked Ivermectin doesn't work for Covid Ivermectin doesn't work for cancer Vaccines eradicated smallpox Vaccines don't cause autism Thanks and have a wonderful day