Corey Michael 🐇

I have decided that I'm a flesh version of Holden Caulfield that made it to 28.

@UAPReportingCnt Fox News consistently lies and distorts news, but when it’s about aliens, it’s immediately accurate. Cognitive dissonance at its finest

🚨 FOX News just openly discussed alien species that have visited Earth. • Greys • Nordics • Insectoids • Reptilians A few years ago this would’ve sounded impossible. Now it’s being discussed in front of millions. Something is changing. Disclosure feels closer than ever.

@CalebRocke @royalsminors You think the FO doesn’t sign off on this? You think Q is just not playing Jac in certain scenarios and the FO disagrees with it? Day after day?

@morfyeroc @royalsminors It's Q, Zumwalt, and Hoover. A bigger group of three never-has-beens has yet to be seen.

On the bright side I’m not sure I’ve seen the Royals Twitterverse this united about something in some time

@crownroyal64 @royalsreview @royalsclubhouse Yeah, but this isn’t the manager doing whatever he wants. The GM is calling the shots. Yall thinking that Q has time to know all of these reverse splits and analytics is crazy. It’s the entire front office

@royalsreview @royalsclubhouse In alot of organizations, this would/could get a manager fired.

So Caglianone, who has a reverse split in his MLB career and minor league career, must sit against: - Left-handers with a platoon split - Left-handers even if they have a reverse platoon - Righties who have a reverse platoon split

@YoRonnieRoach @jazayerli @TheRealHoz35 Tell me you know nothing about the K without telling me.

Walk-off home runs with the Royals down to their final out: 7/22/1973: Amos Otis 5/12/1978: Amos Otis (inside-the-park!) 7/12/2008: David DeJesus 7/30/2010: Alex Gordon 8/23/2017: @TheRealHoz35 TONIGHT: LANE THOMAS

Matt Quatraro watching Jac Caglianone hit a home run against a lefty to tie the game in the 9th

#Royals just announced they will hold a "special event" regarding the clubs future tomorrow morning at 10AM. John Sherman, Governor Mike Kehoe & Mayor Quinton Lucas will be in attendance.

How striking out with RISP looks at the Royals

@Bfulk_10 @SalvadorPerez15 The point is clearly Salvy doesn’t like the message that was put out. Has nothing to do with days off.

@morfyeroc @SalvadorPerez15 What’s your point?

I don’t need a mental breather

@Bfulk_10 @SalvadorPerez15 Not the point at all.

@SalvadorPerez15 Salvy, love you man, but you will be 36 in May… it won’t hurt for you to play 130-140 instead of 162 this year. Love the energy but have to focus on what’s best long term.

@mark_slapinski Do better

@SNIP3D_ 7 WAR season on his down year is ass I guess

Bobby Witt Jr had one good season and just proceeded to be ass

Umpire: Doug Eddings Final: Royals 0, Braves 6 #FountainsUp // #BravesCountry #KCvsATL // #ATLvsKC More stats for this ump 👇 umpscorecards.com/data/single-um…

“Babe, it’s called a NRFI. The boys and I sweat our balls off for 6 outs. It's absolutely electric!”

Sources say that Team USA manager Mark DeRosa was made aware this morning by his staff that USA must win tonight's semifinal in order to reach the WBC final. DeRosa will be gameplanning accordingly.

Royals lowkey run the WBC 😭

#day1 of me asking @VPasquantino to get the espresso machine in the royals dugout if this is the result. Please Vinnie please

Someone remind Mark DeRosa that the games are single elimination from here on out.

@CallingOurShot Bro can’t even hit 1

Kyle makes it rain in Utah. 💦💦💦 Kyle Filipowski (UTA) 2+ Threes (+167) 3+ Threes (+525) 4+ Threes (+1360) Shooting 36% from 3 at home. Likely gets the Jokic matchup. The Joker will leave him WIDE (and I mean WIDEEEEE) open. He just has to shoot it. Love the value. If he makes 4, I'll give someone 1 free year of VIP. You just have to comment down below. ⬇️❤️

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.