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Uber driver: "Are you okay?" Me at 5 am:

@Camiiiialvarezz @sparkIy Hahahahaha rude

@sparkIy @morganbolin

other people my age: friday night baby you know what that means let’s get fuckin LIT me:

This absolutely broke my heart. Does anyone know who this @DoorDash employee is? I want to get in contact with him.

friend: don’t get too attached to h- me:

Before you do me wrong make sure you never need me again

If someone’s kids have the audacity to cut in front of us 90 babies in line for this movie im pulling this same maneuever on them while carrying them to back of the line

me now that i’m old enough to understand the family drama

@dshep50 @TodaysSteals Look at you giving me Christmas ideas!!

@TodaysSteals @morganbolin

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“Drunk as fuck, Bitch you dumb as fuck”

@cockazoyd @JittLicous @Camiiiialvarezz

my only goal right now is to be genuinely happy again

One second you’re all “ima bad bitch” and then the next you’re like “wait ima sad bitch” .... what’s up with that

I can’t wait till I can afford to be who I actually am

if you gon talk shit about me at least be pretty 💀

Me: I don’t get jealous Also me: Damn There goes your lil girlfriend