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When your tinder date turns out to be a massive catfish but asks if you still want a shag

🇳🇱🗣️ Wesley Sneijder on this Arsenal vs. Atletico semi-final: "I wanted to call UEFA after 35 minutes to cancel the game and to make them tell the players to leave the pitch and to announce Bayern Munich vs. PSG as the Champions League Final."

Looks like arsenal are gunna be second again

Fantastic achievement in gaining Championship status for next season Looking forward to seeing what new recruits are being brought into the squad over the summer to improve on what has been achieved You can’t stand still in this division

Happy St George’s Day 🫡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Happy St George’s Day. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 What a photo this is of England fans and their flags. 😍

Happy St George's Day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚔️ Happy St George’s Day! This is our flag. This is our England. Time to take our country back. Ours to protect. No apologies. God save England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Happy Saint George’s day to you all!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Drinking bottled beer should be illegal in pubs

Growing up watching JackAss and Viva La Bam, seeing Margera get clean, and start skating again without missing a beat at 46 makes me insanely happy

🚨 NEVER EVER FORGET 🚨 This is what Keir Starmer said after Axel Rudakabana SLAUGHTERED 3 young girls in Southport. He didn’t condemn the attack, no - He condemned YOU for being angry. Disgusting vile little traitor

I mean, bottling four competitions is still a kind of a quadruple, if you think about it

@paddypower #whatoddspaddy

#WhatOddsPaddy for Dara O’Shea to score an own goal?

Instead of giving school girls rape alarms, here's a mad idea that might solve the problem... DEPORT THE MIGRANT RAPISTS.

The UK has crossed a line. Welfare spending: £333 billion Income tax revenue: £331 billion We’re now paying out more than we bring in from workers. This is unsustainable.

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

It's hitting like crack for neutral fans. 🤣😭

Choosing Islam over Christianity is like choosing Camilla over Diana.

I used to laugh at this. It’s not so funny anymore now it’s a reality 😬