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$BTC reclaimed $69,000 today and is up 3% 🟢 Do you think this will mark the continuation of Strategy's weekly Bitcoin buys?

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Summary Legacy markets bounced but didn’t fully reverse March pain, crypto stayed trapped in a tight BTC range, and commodities quietly reminded everyone that macro risk is still alive. For a Morpher degen, this was a week to farm sector rotations (AI memes, AI agents), fade emotional extremes (Extreme Fear index), and position into event‑driven moves (oil spikes, token unlocks, FTX flows) rather than chase directionless chop.

Important events this week Geopolitics stayed front and center: renewed Middle East tension pushed oil higher and weighed on risk assets intraday, contributing to that “headline whipsaw” feeling across both stocks and crypto. FTX creditor payouts kicked off around March 31, with around $2.2B earmarked for distribution, keeping FTT and related headlines in the mix and adding some spec flow into the long‑tail. On the calendar side, traders are watching U.S. jobs data (ADP) plus a cluster of token unlocks (SUI, EIGEN, ZETA, ENA and others) into April 1–2, which can be local volatility catalysts for those names and their ecosystems.

GM Traders, a week of chop and anxiety: extreme fear on the crypto side, legacy stocks trying to dead‑cat bounce, and oil screaming “macro not done yet” while everyone pretends it’s just another range week 👇

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Commodities heating up today 🔥 $XAG leading $GAS + $OIL still strong $WHEAT creeping $XAU lagging Energy runs the game.

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