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@BrandiGlanville 🍯

I'm literally just curious if there's an emoji for pussy cause I can't find one yet Cocks have the eggplant emoji

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 5 Nov 2008 (via @twi_age).

Did you see the 'This Morning' segment on plant-based milks? If you're in the UK you can lodge a complaint about this blatant misinformation. See the thread to find out how👇

@BBJayZABCD @hm_montes @Sufistarz Missed u. Off twitter for a yr, severe heart attack. Gave me 6 months — a yr ago. Beating the odds. Ur my inspiration Elizabeth! Love!!!

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 5 Nov 2008 (via @twi_age).

my iCloud every 3 seconds:

rachel dolezal: twitter.com/CauliMinogay/s…

without sound it looks like sutton just farted really bad

Bradley and Laura’s limo driver in #TheMorningShow

when someone asks if i speak morse code

Every time I see Erika Girardi, all I see is Leona Helmsley #QueenOfMean #RHOBH

Kardashian virgin here too. i barely want to keep up with myself.

cant sleep wondering if carlton gebbia voted for brexit

dorit kemsley is a rogue android from the future

me in amsterdam selecting a strain of weed