Mortified Alien

@LaPlutonisa El es ascendente piscis, no escorpio.

Análisis de la Carta Astral de Michael Jackson, desde la mirada moderna 🧵

@sushi_astrology My son has the same big 3 as Michael. Pisces rising, Virgo sun, Pisces moon. I'm Virgo rising, Virgo sun, Pisces moon.

What’s your astrological big 3? Do you have similar placements?

@mercurialsarah Virgo sun, Virgo rising, Virgo mercury, Gemini Jupiter... 😬

listening to a virgo mercury talk is very overwhelming

@simply__tara @DrKarlynB Oh... "I'm a sinner"...what an excuse to be wicked.

@DrKarlynB Follower of, not Jesus himself. You think that’s a gotcha? I’m a sinner. I shouldn’t have called you ugly. But at least it’s not a lie. I see I struck a nerve tho

"Follower of Jesus"

@Dennisct26 Gertrudis, Herminia, Barbara, Margarita.

Busco un nombre de niña ridículamente antiguo. Piensa en un nombre de bisabuela. Muy antiguo y raro.

@harukaawake My friend, she was working in Congress for many years and didn't do shit. Barely went to work. Lol

🇵🇪 It's great to see that Japanese origin Keiko Fujimori (50) has won the first round of Peru's general election! She is fiercely anti-communist & conservative. Her father ruled over Peru before and massively improved the economy and ended the communist insurgency.

@Venequisimo Yo ya hubiese arrancado eso con mis manos... Que lentitud ..por Dios!

Al padre no le cabe la emoción

@zcahverse Daria Morgendorffer

No chatgpt escreva: "Com base na minha experiência pessoal conversando contigo ao longo do tempo, me diga um personagem que seja parecido comigo, apenas o nome dele." Depois poste aqui

@ObservAstrology I have my MC at 9 degrees gemini and my Jupiter at 4 degrees gemini 9th house.

Virgo risings. It is already the year 2026. Social media has finally implemented monetization programs That gets you paid for speaking and writing on whatever pops up on your intellectual repertoire. You have a Gemini in the Midheaven/ 10th house You're able to accumulate your audience and build your personal social media platforms with the power of your voice and intellectual prowess. This is the perfect time for you to say and write whatever it is in your heart and gain money from it.

@Iammoremylrds Who is he?

ele envelhecendo como um bom vinho🫦🫦

@Indie5051 La foto de ahí no tiene nada que ver con inclusión jajajaja

“Destruyeron ‘Malcolm in the Middle’. Le pusieron Inclusión muy forzada.” Malcolm antes:

@DKAstrology Natal moon in Pisces here! And today I got emo when I saw my dog's vet (my dog passed away almost two years ago) I was thanking him because thanks to him I got to spend 6 more months with her 😢

Moon is in Pisces now, we may experience rich dream life, esp w Neptune Mars action now. A good time for new dreams and creativity. Jupiter Venus action brings a lucky quality today. Shoot your shot, push your luck a bit. Ideal time to socialize, design, mend relations.

@MrDoctorOficial Ya hacía falta mi doc!

Hoy hay CHISMEDICINA ✨

@hotahotasa45082 Yakitori, okonomiyaki, takoyaki, and a lot more.

海外の皆さんへ 好きな日本食はありますか？

@russiansdontcry How are Russian men (dating/marriage)?

я обнимаю каждую женщину мира невероятно печально, что в каждом уголке планеты мужчины ведут себя как дерьмо но круто, что всё больше женщин это осознают и с откровенными мразями связываются реже

@nabicochan Which generation would this mainly apply to? I'm curious!

韓国人彼氏の特徴 ・記念日が多すぎる ・お腹空いた？を1日5回聞いてくる ・家族への挨拶を異様に大切にする ・デートは必ず奢る ・愛情表現がストレートで褒めるのが上手い ・外では男らしいのに2人だと甘えんぼ ・彼女優先度が高い ・清潔感にちゃんと気を使う 韓国オンニの皆さん。これは本当？

@Any1_K I feel your concern, however, this can apply to other nationalities as well. I'm married to a Korean man, but Americanized. Lol

@awaylana12q Ok, you're cool, but your pigeons are cooler 😎

Всем привет! Меня зовут Света и у меня 4 домашних голубя ♥️ И я никогда не думала, что этих маленьких птичек из России смогут увидеть люди со всего мира! Они передают вам привет 👋🏻🕊️ Пупсень, Кенши, Вупсень и Булька

@NikitaOdintsov I see it in English

Привет твиттеряне, пишу из Москвы на московском языке. На каком языке это твит видеть вы?