will schuester i hate u

well, there u have it folks

my partner [with no context, may i add]: sewer rat reflecting about oil pollution me: is he okay it was a cryptic crossword clue 😔

i AM an unskippable cutscene

my partner forgot the word for multiclass so he said i could “freelance as a sorcerer”

my friends: omg how are you! me: i wronged the gods in all my past lives and i once again have only bad news

@amanoutoftim & the way ur companions are like hm look at that dead bird. don’t touch it. girl i am TOUCHIN it

it's pretty funny that in the shadow-cursed lands in BG3 there are just a bunch of crows with 1hp who will do Hitchcock's The Birds to you

@amanoutoftim congrats on the hit tweet bestie

disco elysium loading screen tip

who’s they??? the cat’s legal guardian???????

patient: i feel really unwel- dr house: [to his team] break into this guy’s fucking house right now

@amanoutoftim i’ll send a letter of recommendation. a RLY convincing email. u are super qualified (i mean this with love and care)

@mosaicghost I'm speaking to the manager right now

omg guys i just got a promotion* and a raise**!!!!!!!!!! *another neuro diagnosis and **put on more meds

@amanoutoftim tysm 😌 may ur promotion also be given with haste 🫡

@mosaicghost Congrats!!!

@amanoutoftim so true 🥺 all of us there with our phones taking pictures and giggling

@mosaicghost A shared experience of the wonder of the universe, that's what's going on ✨️

Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your north London?

@mageofancunin i love sneaking & looting so much i finished it by accident 🫡 i am in every basement

can i admit something after 500+ hours in bg3 i have still never found all of dribbles the clown I really just dont gaf i’m sorry

this is actually only my second rodeo sorry can u remind me what to do

keep them there ❤️

keep fighting. i know trying to help feels hopeless at the moment, especially given israel’s targeting of aid, but we are all we have. this tumblr post has a great collection of a variety of ways to help palestine: tumblr.com/fallahifag/744…

don’t you DARE quote desmond tutu or elie wiesel or MLK again. how DARE you all pretend to represent the public. i am so fucking angry and heartbroken. life itself feels so hopeless, so dystopian and surreal. i feel we’re all waiting to wake up from this collective nightmare.

we see pictures of dead bodies on the internet and then do our laundry. we donate to causes trying to stop literal crimes against humanity that our own governments are funding and then do the washing up. how has it come to this. how are we expected to keep going as normal