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T4l4_Sh4d0w
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T4l4_Sh4d0w
@mosesT4l4
Full stack developer • Cowboy •Madridista
Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Mart 2014
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😅 Fuck city life man.
Saahi if you’d invested in a small modern crib in the village.
Have your own power, clean water from a healthy aquifer, food from your farm, free range chicken, indigenous cattle etc.
You’d be spending exactly 0 today and less than 10k monthly and still working with your team mates in SF.
You come to the city once in a while to sell your surplus. Probably a 4x4 double cab truck. It does everything.
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In 1986, 20-year-old Christopher Knight quit his job and drove into the Maine woods until his car ran out of gas.
Once his car ran dead, he got out, then stayed in the woods for 27 YEARS.
Christopher lived completely alone in a hidden camp. The only words he spoke to another human were a simple “Hi” to a passing hiker.
To survive, he stole food & gas from nearby vacation homes more than 1,000 times, yet was never caught once.
In brutal winters, he’d erase his footprints and wander at night using military-level survival tricks just to stay alive.
In 2013, after 27 years in the woods, Christopher, now 47, was tracked down by police after a surveillance camera caught the “Ghost of the Woods”
He was arrested, but released after serving just 7 months for his crimes.
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To be eligible to win Best Picture at the Oscars…
1. At least 1 Non-White/Non-Straight lead or Significant Role.
2. At least 30% minor roles Non-White/Non-Straight people.
3. At least 2 Departments headed by Non-White/Non-Straight people.
This is why Nolan did it.
Coward.
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KRA is not playing with KTDA.
KTDA buys and sells tea leaves. Not tea. Tea ni chai. Chai ni ya kukunyua. Tea leaves ni majani ya chai. Kirui are we together?
Now,
KTDA was growing very fast. They wanted the Gulf people to taste the classical definition of proper Kenyan tea.
In 2008, they opened a branch in Dubai. Branch role, to market and sell tea in the Gulf.
In this setup, KRA was eating well. Because branches are like agents. They sell and send all profits back home.
So Dubai sold tea. Profits came back to Kenya. KTDA consolidated everything. And handed KRA a biig fat cheque.
KRA was extremely happy.
In 2014, KTDA got tired of tickling KRA.
They discovered.
- If they register a separate company in Dubai
- Gulf profits won’t be taxed in Kenya
- And Dubai tax was 0% too
So no taxes nowhere.
Directors said: Perfect. Do it. Fast!
As they are doing all this, they are unaware of one dangerous sentence sitting quietly in Kenyan tax law.
It reads:
• Any company managed and controlled from Kenya is a Kenyan resident company.
The Dubai company was registered. Life was good. Money was flowing. Zero income tax.
Next year, KRA noticed their cheque suddenly got thinner.
They asked KTDA Kenya, ndugu ni nini inaendelea hapa?
KRA got the shocking news of its life from KTDA.
- We do not have a problem paying taxes. But the Dubai branch has been upgraded to a full Dubai company. And profits are no longer coming home to be taxed.
KRA could not believe it. It returned to Times Tower. And embarked a fault finding mission.
In 2021, they found out:
- Directors of KTDA Dubai were all Kenyans
- They lived and drank tea in Kenya
- They controlled every single affair of KTDA Dubai from Kenya
Wakasema baas, nini ingine tunatafuta?
They invoked the one dangerous sentence. You remember it?
• Any company managed and controlled from Kenya is a Kenyan company.
KRA declared KTDA Dubai a Kenyan company
• Tax demanded 122M
KTDA ran to court with Dubai registration papers.
The judges questioned KRA why it wanted to harvest where Kenya did not plant?
KRA responded: My Lords, if your hen lays eggs in your neighbour’s land, is that egg yours or your neighbour’s?
Judges paused.
Then sided with KRA.
KTDA wakaabiwa walipe tax.
Case closed.
Lesson.
• Structure your offshore company properly.
• Or KRA will structure it for you.
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How can I explain to my grandchildren that on January 14, 2025, this man Álvaro Arbeloa changed the system and was able to manage players' egos to even defeat the best coaches like Mourinho, Pep Guardiola, and the Haram coach himself, Diego Simeone, and went straight to La Fábrica to pick up Thiago Pitarch, Palacios, and Manuel Ángel to make Real Madrid a team to watch week in, week out? 😭
Like my Grandchildren will never relate to this kind of unlimited joy then after the serious trauma Xabi Alonso did to me before AA changed my life. Fvk mehnn!
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@MadridXtra Guys, the team has hugely improved, not the results we want but I like the pressing and the spirit
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@LucasNavarreteM @managingmadrid Lucas, let's not forget you said Valverde isn't world class. You said Mbappe and Courtois are the only players who are currently world class in this team. Don't switch up on agendas now.
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@josemarqserr @AlvaroNCG Spot on. They feel it's like a privilege for the club to have them play for Madrid.
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@AlvaroNCG Y porque presiona tras pérdida!!!
Porque tienen sangre y quieren ganar.
Tenemos a una plantilla de mimados que se creen que por haber ganado ya algún título no hace falta demostrar nada
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¿Por qué se gana el partido?
Porque Palacios se gira mejor que nadie y porque Manuel Ángel hace un tackle de primera división.
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@Onorpik lesson learned:
kama uko farmer league cheza tu farmer league gwachana na EPL
If I am getting this straight.
His wife (Ben Chumo's daughter), left him with kids when the youngest was just a year old. Mans been taking care of the kids since then. Years later, the grandfather pretended he wanted to see the kids but he had already prepared passports and Visa's for them and ended sending them to Australia. Far from the father who has been taking care of them ever since their mother left 4 years ago. 💔💔💔
Kev@kevoduor
Dr. Ben Chumo, At 65 years and counting, I ask you plainly: what exactly do you want from me? Was it not enough that on 12th December 2025 you kidnapped/abducted my children under false pretence claiming they were visiting you only to switch off your phone and subsequently move them beyond my reach. Without my consent, nor the courts consent? If you had a lawful court order, why was it not formally served upon me? Why was deception used instead of due process? Why has this alleged court order never been produced for verification? For 67 days now, I have neither seen nor spoken to my children. As their father and primary caregiver for over four years, this prolonged silence is unjustifiable and deeply distressing. I must also address the events of Friday evening - 19th February 2026 when five @DCI_Kenya officers from Gigiri Police Station (four male, one female) arrived at my residence after 5pm in a Subaru Outback registration KCP 763N. They declined to properly identify themselves and sought to arrest me on what appear to be defamation allegations. Since when does defamation justify five @DCI_Kenya officers and a late-evening home visit? @DCI_Kenya Why was I not formally summoned during official working hours? Why the refusal to identify yourselves? Why the urgency, and why the apparent attempt at intimidation? Let this be clearly stated: If anything happens to me whether through unlawful arrest, harassment, or any harm to my person responsibility will rest squarely with you, Dr. Ben Chumo, for initiating and sustaining this course of action. I am documenting every event. I am informing relevant authorities and legal counsel. Transparency protects everyone. Dr. Ben Chumo If your actions are lawful, then transparency should not be difficult. Produce the court order you rely upon? Clarify the legal basis upon which my children were removed? How did you involve yourself on this matter? Silencing a father who is demanding answers does not resolve the underlying issue. It only deepens it. The era of intimidation is over. Dr Ben Chumo, produce my Children, whether dead or alive. I will not be intimidated. @HakiKNCHR @VOCALAfrica_ @AmnestyKenya @bonifacemwangi @irunguhoughton @citizentvkenya @KTNNewsKE @lynn_ngugi1 @ntvkenya @NationFmKE @NPSOfficial_KE @FKEKenya @Ihrm_Kenya @AusHCKenya @LawSocietyofKe @ckanjama @Honeyfarsafi @johnallannamu @NjiruAdv @husskhalid @ICPAK_Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE @Kenyajudiciary
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@Abdirahmanirro @netanyahu I warmly welcome that statement. Somaliland should be recognized by every country. It's overdue.
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This is a historic moment as we warmly welcome @netanyahu the Prime Minister of the State of Israel’s recognition of the Republic of Somaliland and affirm Somaliland’s readiness to join the Abraham Accords. This step marks the beginning of a strategic partnership that advances mutual interests, strengthens regional peace and security, and delivers shared benefits to all stakeholders, without prejudice to any party.
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The adjective for "jealousy" is jealous. "Jealousy" is the noun form, which refers to the feeling itself, while "jealous" is used to describe a person or their behavior that experiences this feeling.
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Ombachi huongea safi kwa videos zake, I am jealousy siko eloquent hivo
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Sisi nonchalant Guys huwa tunarusha hey mbili ukisema No that will be last time to hear from us. Circumcision was too painful to simp to girls🙌🏿
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@theMadridZone @marca I need someone to convince me that Tchuoameni is better than Camavinga, coz though Xabi insist on him, we will never get the rhythm. The guy lacks creativity and he will never get it if at all there no competition
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@Fodanceinnit Kwanza kina inaitwa black mirror hata sijui maliza hata episode
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@JKW610 @Kibet_bull KAHATA GACHEGE rd kwanza, kazi ni kusema tu ruto ruto uungui!!
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@Kibet_bull Come to Gatundu North,Githobokoni Ward,you will get worse roads....and Kururia still reigns
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Just found out about Monkey Bar Kicking Fights.... and it's a masterpiece
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