😩🔫

@ctreid89 I’m a white guy and I used to use this in my beard. It was a real look.

That’s a 100 years of inventory right there

@GentlemanSin This reminds me of a time when me and my boy T-Bone. . . .

I know it’s all some people have, but it’s so fucking gross and unnecessary.

Dear @tacobell - using your app basically allowed one of your spots to steal from me. This is the greatest taco based injustice I’ve ever endured. Please provide justice for me.

One of my favorite illustrators. . . . I shot an homage to their work ages ago and, I think, my ultimate dream would be to be able to create the kind of set that could mimic something like this. I think they're updating work here most often at this point: okimi.myportfolio.com

BREAKING INFO: Oregon sent 20,000 fire trucks to California & Soros funded Antifa blockades opened fire on them - murdering thousands of firefighters. “Not even rivers of blood will quench these flames!” they howled while dancing in the flickering light of burning vehicles.

@saderotica Last Resort bar!

@saderotica Was traveling through Florida and got this shot on the patio of the bar where she was arrested. They sell an Aileen branded hot sauce there.

@GracePersephone Covers don’t count!

Just now heard Last Christmas for the first time this season but it wasn't Wham! it was a bad cover, does that still count?

@workinferg Appreciate that, friend. Always trying to keep at it.

@mostexalted Your pictures inspire me. I see emotion in real people and places. 2024 America keeps squeezing that out. Thank you!

Falling backwards through time in the archives sometimes yields good results. Feeling emptied out otherwise. I need to travel again.

@saderotica @hacksawplaydate One day! We will figure it out!

@hacksawplaydate @saderotica I legitimately forgot how great these shots were. Fun note - these are just across the river from where I met you after that reading, @saderotica!

@workinferg @BetRiversCasino Seriously, if I would have ever been tempted, now I’m just filled with rage every time I hear one of those things start. Not to mention the fact that app-based gambling seems like a horrifying disaster waiting to happen.

@mostexalted @BetRiversCasino From yesterday-

@newbalance I have a pair of your 440s. Really like them - for them maybe fiveish months ago. I have a normal gait and no significant structural differences to cause this, but the sole of one of my shoes is completely warped/slanted. What gives?

@LucretianAnimus This explains why Jesus invented Candy Corn.

@_chaseh_ Jesus invented everything 2,000 years ago. All of this sounds right, though. God bless!

@mostexalted If it existed when He was around, he would have gone hard. He’d build a maze in front of His house and fill with all the demons, he’d been saving up all year. Turn the water in hard cider. Jesus and the Apostles would give out full sized candy bars when there was only one.

God bless America.

It’s a red letter day! I followed four people today from the “recommended for you” list. I stopped looking after that because I really suck at using Twitter. Here are two shots with the same mood.

Neither will black pro mist filters at night.

Light trails while driving will never get old.