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Billion dollar idea: make an electric car that looks good

@clairegcoleman You’re fucking retarded

Adam Kingsley looks like a bouncer at a posh pub

Is Johnny Bairstow behind the camera in Leeds? Seems to go missing in big moments #Ashes2023

@Tomcvann How does he come up with this stuff!? #insightful #VERYfunny

I feel like whenever England do anything remotely good, everyone attributes it to ‘Bazball’. A lot like how every time there was a terrorist attack ISIS used to always claim it as their own. #analogy #oneofmythoughts #anotherthomasmackoriginal #Ashes

@piersmorgan What about Starc’s catch you fucking melt? If you can quote the rule book on that you can stay in your crease

You cannot be serious??!! Australia, that is pathetic. How can you possibly want to win an Ashes Test match like that?

Cocaine Bear review: not enough cocaine, nowhere near enough bear

Not sure there’s a bigger cry for help than playing keno in a servo

@LiamHolland8 @AFL They want a twilight GF dutchy. Hoping the fans fall in love with the time slot

The @AFL choosing 4:45 Saturday afternoon as the appropriate time for a preliminary final is a joke. Stick a dagger in the heart of all local footy, presumably so Collingwood can rest their head on their own pillow by 10pm.

If your YouTube ad doesn’t let me skip after 5 seconds, I will actively avoid purchasing your product for the rest of my natural born life

@TheGeniusTennis Couldn’t agree more genius 🧠

Going away from the norm here, just thought it’s worth mentioning that zodiac is a horrible film and I want my 3 hours back. #zodiac #film

@Tomcvann Supporting SA made products from across the border #manofthepeople

Very interesting. An assortment of products from the San Remo range marked ‘down down’ to $1.85. Consider my rage temporarily subdued. #wellplayed

If someone doesn’t restock the Coles shelves with baby spinach sometime soon then I’m going to fast become incredibly unpleasant to be around.

People act like a midlife crisis is a bad thing. But a new Monaro? Dude, that’s balling.

@dinna_time @bachaji23 I’ve seen enough of George Garton

I like what I’m seeing here from 👀@bachaji23 #STRIKEFORCE #blueenergy #BBL11

40km/hr is easily the least respected speed limit

To my #1 podcast of 2021, Good Footy Energies: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/0d9T4GyzM… @YehGoodboy @motess

Just made eye contact with a stranger who was eating an oyster. Very uncomfortable.

@ReesemaTom Head like a robbers dog grease

Jeeeez you be flat to have Clayton Oliver’s lid

Peak hot bogan girl is the slowly panning Instagram story of the arancini balls at a recently renovated pub

Nick kyrgios don't listen to the beige boys do your thang do your thang well done as you were LG x