Salem (hasanabiposting)

Wrote about Poppy Playtime and late nights and fast food reviews and brain stuff.

@hunter272798541 How do chatters always know

CHAT RALLIED TOGETHER AND FOUND HASAN'S BIRTH CHART AND HE FINDS OUT HE IS A LEO SUN, CAPRICORN MOON AND ARIES RISING ♌️♑️♈️🖤✨ DARIALIZA HELPS HIM INTERPRET HIS CHART

@JEdgar95100348 @HasanabiProd Would

@HasanabiProd “Stupid”, I completely understand. But “sexy”? He’s about as attractive as Fat Bastard. Indeed, dress him in a green plaid kilt and a tam o' shanter hat and he’ll be next to identical.

Ashley St. Clair responds to Hasan Piker being targeted by the Trump Administration "free stupid sexy hasan ✊😔"

@4ltedits @socialistadri Like I also could have sworn it was Capricorn too

@4ltedits @socialistadri He has told us three different birth times over the years—I remember distinctly because astrology mommies yelled at me in 2023

@venusbythursday N-no, it doesn’t!!!!!!

@moth2moth The ancient tomes say it takes one to know one.

I like your rapid-fire questions, journalist-trained Young Turk, Hasan Piker. You can really tell when a huge nerd loves making those.* *I am not a nerd. Please do not look into my background.

“I am literally a flying rat—BIRD FLU? Bird flu could be more devastating than the bubonic plague. And I would organize my pigeon comrades.”

“I’m ratting it up in the air. A rat can only squirm around on the ground. Pigeons can deploy ammunition from the sky.”

@RagnaMarkndRoll Erm my name is Salem

@moth2moth hows your heist game Moth

Does anyone want to take a pink-haired girl somewhere cool

@OS2NOX I’m so jealous they get to eat there bro

hasan got 10 questions in with darializa in a nice quiet hotel room and couldnt resist taking us to the loudest venue on earth immediately after

@Friars223 @BridgetPhetasy Delusional

@moth2moth @BridgetPhetasy Seeing that Providence has better food than LA, it would make sense. Ive lived in both. Its not even close really.

That Hasan’s first thought when Ashley mentioned Providence was of a Michelin restaurant in L.A. and not Rhode Island tells me everything I need to know about his “socialism.”

@thegiantpunda Too many nerds are evil; they ruint it

@moth2moth Own it, nerd! Age of the geek, baby

@jrgoob She’s great—I wish she was covering my area of the Bronx. I have one of her buttons/will vote for her illegally

@moth2moth dunno how she turned the baby hitler question into an awesome answer, but that was great

@moth2moth Nope no nerds here

@jrgoob You can feel the joy in the questions

@moth2moth as a nerd, the more typical nerd-like quality would be creating a list of rapid fire questions that go over well in your head but fall flat irl. he's an exceptional nerd.

@BlithelyD My lawyer has advised me not to comment

@moth2moth my sources say that you're a nerd, would you like to respond?

But I know the thrill of having complete editorial control over my own interview questions (not a nerd)

I love you Pope Leo XIV, I hope you will one day reincarnate as a lotus flower *remembers we're both Catholic* I mean go to Heaven

𝘼 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚