(LP2 OUT NOW) mothboxx

my second album, whatever happens is now out on spotify! open.spotify.com/album/0yw94oAq…

What’s a dentist’s favorite time? 4:20! #TheWeedDentist

babies are chinese sometimes. it happens

I've got a porn addiction, an addiction to pour'n alcohol into a glass and drinking it. It's called alcoholism

great things happening

We in Chicago at the bar doing nothing #Nothing

The Kumon Gunslinger

i masturbate loud as hell so if you don’t like that go to a different jersey mikes

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Y’ALL. This is not a drill. The Wayback Machine is often the only source of webpages that have been scrubbed from the Internet.

looking for sea creatures to draw who the hell is that

Stop being a doomer with a zoomer n come get drunk with an unc

My barber must be on crack

Sometimes you look up from your phone and realize that the highway you’re driving on is quite beautiful

Those uncanny AI-generated animal images could never recreate the aura of the stock photos made by this 60-year old Ukranian woman

Instagram growth gurus are so funny. He can’t use his laptop because he’s holding a drink. He can’t drink because he has a cigar in his mouth. He can’t smoke his cigar because both hands are occupied. 😭

Women are so difficult

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

a small child ive never seen before came running up and handed this to me. i said what’s that! very solemnly he said Flying Jesus