libby

my middle school girlfriend is WANTED by the FBI for stealing nancy pelosi’s computer and trying to sell it to the Russians.

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.

i had to

oh im sorry, is a mango’s juice too sweet? is the summer’s breeze too refreshing?

blueberry redbull

i enjoy observing mayonnaise discourse in my Hoagie Gurus facebook group

did you know it’s possible to say a song is bad without being transphobic

craving mortadella.. becoming debilitating

Tracy Chapman & Joni Mitchell baby they had me in here crying

Annie Lennox calls for a ceasefire at the #GRAMMYs: “Artists for ceasefire. Peace in the world.”

cunty mother goose

KACEY MUSGRAVES COMMERCIAL MADE ME BURST INTO TEARS

Larry David attacks Elmo on live television.

if i have to hear jalen hurts say some stupid empty inspirational quotes after this game i’m gonna rip my own drywall out with my teeth

you’re sleeping on the couch tonight mister

the poop deli tik tok is the only thing i’ve thought about for the past 48 hours

okay queens i get the hype

having hot coffee with cream and sugar for the first time in my life

i fucking loveeeee eating over the sink

the broncos blasting shake it off after beating the chiefs 🫣 it’s giving feuding gays !

my two halloween ideas. duality of man if you will