John Bailey

@MollyJongFast With all those satellites and all of his tech bro hackers - who’s to assure me that he won’t still have backdoor access to these departments long after Trump is out of the WH. Way too many conflicts of interest

@atrupar “Turnaround”? We turned around alright, I’m not so sure for the better though

Trump: "Over the past 14 months, the Trump administration has achieved perhaps the most dramatic one year turnaround of any nation in all of history"

He needs help, that is apparent, anymore. This is a lesson for me, money can not buy long-term happiness, it may quell the urge to splurge but it can never replace what humans crave, which is acknowledgment and love.

Geezus. This ain’t the first time Tiger has been in an accident. 🤷‍♂️

@atrupar Perhaps the ‘greatest’ tragedy, but that’s not to be lauded. Most were baited, hook, line and sink her.

Trump says MAGA is "probably the greatest movement in the history of the world"

@jbiassr Is the first pic before? You look miserable in the one pic. I’ll continue to eat pizza and drink E&J liquor. 👍

Here's my face before and after cutting out margaritas, sugar and pizza

@davidpakmanshow Folks, our wartime president. 🤦‍♂️

Historic leadership happening here

@travisakers Leatherface did most of these and he was still a fatty 🤷‍♂️

If you do this for 30 days you will be unrecognizable: -Sleep 8+ hours -Drink 2L of water a day (high pH) -Get sun daily -No sugar -Read 30 min a day -Workout 3x a week -Capture someone, cut their face off, and sew it onto your face -Meditate for 10 min daily

@atrupar Senator Kennedy is rarely wrong or out of line, he’s got this one dead-wrong.

Sen. John Kennedy: "The president didn't start a war. He was trying to stop a war."

Low roof, we installed in 2022, didn’t blow off over the weekend. Was a phased project so roofs were broken out. Low number who was awarded the high roof was $100k under.

High roof - low ball number, installed in 2022, blew off over the weekend. See more

@travisakers Mrs. Summerville used to stop by Sonic right next to our HS to get ice cream after she’d stay late at school. I did the 3pm to close. She used to let me take a nap in her class as she knew I’d get home at midnight to be back up the next day at 5 to go to school. Great teacher.

I love running into my students at their jobs. You can see the pride on their faces when their teacher sees them at “their” workplace.

@Mollyploofkins Ice Ice Babies 🤦‍♂️

Junior ICE

@atrupar Humiliating. Out of all of the people that could’ve been chosen, why Markwayne??

Trump: "Markwayne is also career as an MMA fighter"

@atrupar Elizabeth Warren would like a word.

Trump introduces Markwayne Mullin: "As the only Native American -- I didn't know that. Huh? Let me look at you. Uhh. I think that's alright."

@atrupar I wonder if it’s a solid 24ct gold listening device?

Trump on Iranian leaders: "They're gonna make a deal. They did something yesterday that was amazing actually. They gave us a present, and the present arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I'm not gonna tell you what that present is but it was very significant prize."

@atrupar Oh? Accepting foreign gifts now are we? I thought foreign gifts belonged to the people?

@tomgreenlive Humans weren’t meant to process this much nonsense on a daily basis.

If you’re worried about everything going on in the world put the phone down and go for a walk in nature.

@cwebbonline Likely space debris. Low earth orbit is riddled with man-made debris. orbitaldebris.jsc.nasa.gov/photo-gallery/

Ummm… does anyone know why we’re seeing so many meteors lately? Not to alarm y’all, but it reminds me of the opening scene of one of those movies like Deep Impact or Armageddon, when smaller meteor strikes were just precursors. I know I’m not the only one thinking that.

@forallcurious Well now I need some caramel popcorn

🚨: This is the surface of Sun, the most detailed image ever taken!

@MysterySolvents I think they’re adding Elvis to the 250 statue memorial, or so I heard on WTOP

Why did Trump really go to Graceland today? Is he just checking things off of his bucket list before he dies?