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@superkeara @lesbiannotjesus This is why we gotta keep vampires from being landlords they get free entry

I live in an apartment that I rent. If I wanted to invite a Vampire into my home, would I be able to? Or would he have to go through my landlord, the legal owner, in order to enter?

@wetpretzel_ Let the children enjoy their fic easier then we did

real ones came from livejournal and fanfiction dot net

@EiffelTower_217 @JoelWBerry The point was making your lunch costs a lot less. Of you buy a pack of sandwich meat, cheese, bread it will cost more upfront but divid the cost by 5 days or more and it's less

@JoelWBerry Not only are your prices all provably incorrect, but Aldi doesn’t sell individual slices of cheese. This pompous bullshit doesn’t win anyone over, especially when your tacky argument is build upon LIES. Go make yourself that faggie, imaginary sandwich.

A little-known hack: 2 slices of Aldi wheat bread: $0.17 3 oz of Aldi deli turkey: $0.86 1 slices Aldi cheddar: $0.15 1 condiment of your choice: $0.02 1 apple: $0.53 1 hard boiled egg: $0.14 5 carrot sticks: $0.17 Cold water from the tap: $0.01 Total: $2.05 You can do this.

@BobE3042 @mhdksafa The majority of that is salt water which we can't drink. There are also more droughts from lack of rain in many areas. Winters with less snow, springs with less rain means less water year round

@mhdksafa Water falls out of the sky for free. 71% of the Earth's surface is covered by water.

We are officially entering “Global Water Bankruptcy”. The UN has announced that we will start running out of clean water (drinking, cooking, showering, dishes, laundry, etc.) in the next few years. Water won't always be free. When clean water becomes scarce, it will be privatized, priced, and controlled. You will pay for it. And those who can't pay won't survive.

@VoksPop_music @jas_d_barbie While it is true that a sperm doesn't carry hiv, it's pretty clear the op meant semen which does transmit hiv and there is a small chance of transmission if someone has abrasions in their mouth or throat.

@jas_d_barbie Sperms do not carry HIV. And the digestive tract is not a route of transmission of the virus. The virus spreads when the blood or fluids of an infected person get into contact with systemic circulation of a healthy person

Doctors, if the spérm of an HIV-infected person is swallowed, does it mean you can get infected???

@ma1ybe Maid has to be approved by the person receiving it. This story sounds fake

“Euthanized against her will”. Isn’t that called murder…?????

@CrazyVibes_1 Or call the local pizza place in 2026 and place your order by phone. Did it last week

Ordering a Pizza for Delivery 1995 – You call – You order in 2 minutes – It arrives in 30 minutes 2005 – You go to the website – You customize it – It arrives in 45 minutes 2026 – You download the app – You create an account with email verification – You add your address with a PIN on the map – The map can't find your street – You add it manually – You select a pizza – The ingredient you want has an extra charge – You add a card – Payment error – You pay with another method – "Your order will arrive in 85 to 140 minutes"

@Liathetrader I don't buy pre-made foods, and shop for 4 adults for about $125 a week. What are you buying that's so expensive

Groceries for 2 people. Will last us maybe 5 days. I don’t know how people do it. This country is becoming unbearably expensive. 2k monthly groceries Not counting if you want to go to a restaurant once a week, add another 1k.

@Shadow_ofHannay @YukonStrong @mbaril010 @JodyDahrouge Because it was funded then.

@YukonStrong @mbaril010 @JodyDahrouge What I don't understand is why it's so much worse now then it was then. How was it possible then but not now?

587 days. That's how long the Canadian healthcare system took to call me back about the spinal surgery I needed immediately or risk losing the use of my legs. In 2024, I broke my back in Singapore. The neurosurgeon there said surgery was urgent. After 3 weeks fighting my insurance from a hospital bed, I flew home with medical support. The Canadian hospital quoted an 8-month wait. I'm lucky I could afford to go private. The next day, I had the operation. Today, 587 DAYS LATER, the public hospital called to say they're ready for me. People say Canadian healthcare is free and great. It's neither. It's horrible!

@PatriotsDot @mbaril010 @jlbartlett08 That insurance is for things not covered by the provincial plan. Usually dental, prescriptions, eye care, and medical testing like blood tests and mri where it covers some of the private cost

@mbaril010 @jlbartlett08 Seems like private insurance in Canada is becoming the norm, by necessity.

@EarperMarine My home internet is sold as 300mbps, and I usually get between 220 and 300 depending how far I am from the router. There are 4 people in my home and we have no issue. In the evenings at least 2 people streaming, someone gaming, and our phones and no lag.

Hey tech savvy friends, I'm shopping for internet and I need you to help me not spend an unnecessary amount of money. My impulsive brain thinks "bigger number equals better", but that's how I end up paying for way more than I'll use...(cont.)

@emtothea It can go away, so don't light your pyre just yet. Just get some good Insoles or the sketchers shoes made to help the evil pf

I googled plantar fasciitis this morning and now my entire TikTok is like since your bones are dust here’s how to plan your Viking funeral

@EarperMarine Part 2. The red flowers look to be pansies as well. Coleus and pansies can be propagated in water easy , just leave them sitting in water for a few weeks. If it is whole plants I'd suggest separating them into different pots

Hello, does anyone know stuff about plants, specifically this plant? Because I know nothing. Please help me find someone who can tell me what this is and how to care for it.

@EarperMarine Is it plants or cuttings? If it's cuttings like most floral arrangements then it will only last for so long and you may he able to propagate them in water to grow roots. The tall bits I think are dracaena and the ones one the bottom outlined in green may be coleus

@itsrosesm Obama and other world leaders were the ones to make an agreement with an Iran where they limited uranium enrichment and agreed to be monitored. Trump tore that up, so iran start getting more uranium. So whos fault is it really??

Donald Trump did not start this war in Iran, he is simply cleaning up Biden and Obama's mess!

@EarperMarine Ice packs helped me a bit

Serious question for anyone who has ever cried to the point of injury... Is there anything to put on your under-eye area for the pain/damage?

@AaronGunn Gas prices are based on the global cost

Canada has the 4th-largest oil reserves on the planet. We should not have $2-per-litre gas. Canada's political leaders need to stop making excuses and start building. We need to build pipelines. We need to build refineries. And we need an energy policy that actually puts Canada and Canadians first! 🇨🇦

@DrNeilStone The fresh air was also because the cities had so much smog and soot in the air.

Before the age of antibiotics, 50% of people who got pneumonia died

@DavidStaplesYEG @oggyonline @dstaples Free speech does not mean no consequences. Hate speech, defamation and obscenity while come back and bite you in the ass

@oggyonline @dstaples Yes, leftists hate free speech.

What Canada needs? A right-of-centre Canadian billionaire with guts and thick skin to buy a major TV and radio network and present an alternative viewpoint on our airwaves. Right now the airwaves are ALL leftist.

@Jmm32445924 @DailyIranNews 2015 Iran and major world powers made a deal with Iran to reduce their uranium stockpile by 98% and allow monitoring. It worked, guess who canceled that deal

@DailyIranNews With statements like this from Iran is there still any question what these animals will do? Do you know realize that if they had nuclear weapons they would hold and control the entire Mid East? When you have cancer you don't just cut part of it out, you take it all.

🚨 BREAKING IRGC Missile Command: ​"We announce the end of all targeting restrictions. We will strike infrastructure in a manner that will deprive the United States and regional countries of oil and gas resources for years to come. ​Orders have been transmitted to local missile bases, and operations will begin immediately."