Mourning Dove

Saw 4 dudes sharing a cigar in the club like a blunt goddamn

Everybody gets a hundred spam calls a week and somewhere in there is one phone call that actually matters and if you don't answer it you're fucked We do not have to live like this

@chloeup_up I really don't think it was, I think everything got infinitely worse between EVERYONE then

Omw to comment "you're my opponent; not my enemy" on every top ten epic sports respect moments

And I don’t appreciate beggar sparrows who refuse to get a job

@baz_garry26248 @CultistofHera Dude, as much as I loved boomer shooters, it's getting a little old I love the shooters from the era, but the modern iterations just aren't doing it for me. I tried Boltgun - a concept I adore - but Space Marine was the better game in terms of 40k action

@mourningdovecry @CultistofHera The indie game space seems also focused on that high-action 'boomer shooter' style, be interesting for a developer to do something more 00's fps style.

Doom 3 not the black sheep of the franchize, it's actually the best Doom game to this day #doom #doom3

@CultistofHera I'm a biased Doom 2 supremacist but I will cut any mf who slanders Doom 3

@CultistofHera Ts is NOT the best Doom game to this day That being said, I still love Doom 3 and appreciate that it maintained a balance between action and horror, something the post 2016 games lack which is just "you are the unstoppable doomgod you can and will kill everything in your sight"

@ZipTuned Yes you're the only one to think this and now you're cursed, ENJOY ETERNAL SUFFERING!!!

@FailedVessel67 If Zootopia is about racism then Skyrim is about the peaceful reintegration of dragons into society because they message did not get across also the movie SUCKS BALLS

If I said this does the racism allegory better than Zootopia

@softheavens Can we PLEASE fucking retire these ambiguous goddamn silhouette characters I FUCKING HATE THEM

@kirawontmiss Elevator full of pussies and one woman

A girl goes viral after getting stuck in an elevator with a group of immature guys and shut them all down when they started laughing😬

Already know this is bullshit - you cannot fucking have an "instant ego death right now" This instant gratification goondalini is nonsense

@Dank_jetha Btw to the people arguing with me, WRONG!!!! I'M RIGHT!!!!

@Dank_jetha The United Kingdom has the most incredible natural beauty in the world. The lack of predators and extreme climate make it so it's like living life on Peaceful mode

Geographical luck is the least talked about thing on the internet.

@itsthewealth4me If there is anything I would urge anyone to learn it's how to present yourself and how to articulate yourself. The opportunities I've had in my life have tripled because I can present myself.

Public speaking

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

Genuinely awed by this video, in which a woman does a Marina Abramović “the artist is present” face at a comedian and her inscrutability and unbroken eye contact drives him to madness and reveals his deepest insecurities