Marlon Cole

There’s a part of me that says I need to know what the cesspit of humanity are up to. But there’s also a part of me that is objecting to it being thrust in my face on Twitter (et al). What to do.... Delete the Twitter app & leave well alone?

Watching @GMB & getting riled about all the deaths in care homes. At last someone in MSM is challenging the govt about this (tho I thought Keir did well at PMQ’s yesterday) - the papers stay quiet. If Labour was in power, imagine the headlines: JEZZA WANTS YOUR GRANNY DEAD

I remember this message on greetings cards 40 years ago - seems the message is still as strong today as it was back then.

#havecameracanttravel so still photographing things in my garden. Naughty lens flare....

Millie in a Landscape

@fwinroberts Could be! Photo of that please ;) Actually, my biggest problem has been keeping my feet warm!

@moushu I’m the same tbh but I’m freezing. I live in an old house which is always cold and my ‘office’ doesn’t get the sun til late afternoon...I’m wondering if a onesie is the answer underneath my work clothes!

I’m sure the reason people working from home work in their PJs is cos it’s freezing in normal work clothes..at least it is in my house!

Looks like the Weather Gods didn't get the memo about today not being a Bank Holiday

#havecameracanttravel so still photographing things in my garden instead #3

#havecameracanttravel so photographing things in my garden instead:

So my strategy today at work is when I say something Really Stooopid, I'm free to claim I was just being sarcastic. Result!

@jessphillips My mother would always say at times like this (for reasons she refused to divulge): “up in Granny’s room behind the rice” It poses more questions than it answers!

If you were a parliamentary pass that hadn't been used for over a month, where would you be?

#havecameracanttravel so been taking pics of things in my garden instead:

@Nic_Ren Like gambling, set your highest limit for the maximum you’d be prepared to spend & then LEAVE IT ALONE!!! Don’t even look until after the bidding. If you don’t win then you know a fool & their money have been parted & you’ve not paid over the odds :)

@Nic_Ren @IoloWilliams2 And that’s precisely why I filled my old one in! oh, that & my daughter becoming mobile...

Build a pond. Brilliant for wildlife, a big help for our mental health

While Toilet Duck and Dettol are trending, here's a reminder of the word 'ultracrepidarian': one who consistently offers opinions and advice on subjects way beyond their understanding.

@rickygervais channels Trump's new policy on #Dettol cleansing #coronavirus

#ClapForTheNHS as strong & noisy as ever on my street :)

Hey Twitter, how come you didn’t tell me #DerryGirls is so hilarious!! Have binged Series 1 this evening - it’s so funny!! :)

@yorksworld So far so good thanks - take care

@moushu Thanks Marlon Brando!! 😊😊 Hope you are well. xx

Day 4 ill in bed sweating like I’ve just given up crack. Eughhh.