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god gives his toughest battles (positional vertigo) to his strongest soldiers (a boy who drives a motorcycle and loves to headbang)

@t_failz you cracked my twitter alter ego

@mouthofthemouse …maus?

“the copypasta” this is so fucking funny

@t_failz diy copypasta fest @ loosey's 2026

@mouthofthemouse NEED

@moosecreekpark i live halfway between orlando and jacksonville if you can't find a place to stay on the 19th

hey sooooo we r leaving for this tomorrow and didn’t make any sleeping arrangements 😗🤭 if u would be okay with 4 kind, sweet, respectful young moose staying a night with you in any of these cities plz hmu hehe

if you live somewhere where you regularly see lizards, that’s a form of privilege. and likewise if you live somewhere with no lizards, you’re basically oppressed

@thesnoo02 nooooo why

I AM NEVER GOING TO GAINESVILLE EVER AGAIN

@redsun405 and you're right!!!!!

@h0neyndmilk hehe i make these!!!! it's called filet crochet and it's my favorite way to do fiber art :33

very very into these

nyt recipe comment

turns out everything I liked when I was 11 (jorts, minecraft and lady gaga) is really cool and I was right all along

yes of course i count you as a very good friend. we have been to the aquarium together

@thesnoo02 hi jayson

@mouthofthemouse @noxheav3n hey i know you

best ways to bring new people to shows thats worked for you?

@noxheav3n also, consistency helps- i do a free show every thursday at the same time/place. it's worked great for me

@noxheav3n build a bill that's half oldhead bands + half new/younger bands. bonus points if it's a free show

The Carp is Back

@FranziaMom can i introduce you to my friend open.spotify.com/artist/0BpNDvL…

There aren’t enough songs about kicking it with cousins

@maketimestopplz they did that for you

Me when the price of gas goes up 30 cents within 20 minutes of me running errands

One time on the street an old man told me I’m too pretty to be smoking and I said “I’m European” and he seemed satisfied at first and then clocked my accent and said “from where?” and I couldn’t think of a lie fast enough so I just said Florida

LET IT BE KNOWN i said this in sam's car earlier and they said "i'm going to put that on twitter"