Makayla ♡

@HarrisonKrank Yall really need to fact check cause you just look stupid. Stupid leads the Stupid. Congrats! politifact.com/article/2019/a…

Here is the clip that ended Kamala’s first presidential campaign, X do your thing, make sure everyone sees this

@HarrisonKrank Tulsi lied. Literally everything she said was from Twitter memes LMFAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 politifact.com/article/2019/a…

Netflix charging Netflix running extra for services one live event #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindLIVE

i am not having a baja blast i am actually kind of having a baja hard time

republicans will be like “gay marriage just doesn’t follow the traditional definition of marriage” and then cheat on their third wife

In search of sugar daddy so I do not have to work my 9-5 any longer, please and thank you.

Is life always this disappointing?

I am fat. That's just the body that I have. I have a fat body. This is what it's like to live in a fat body: I once mentioned that I was eating more produce, more salads and such, and someone YELLED AT ME that if I wanted to lose weight I needed to EAT LESS FOOD, not ADD FOOD.

I've gotta move back to Buffalo 💔

broke in animal crossing broke irl. it’s called parallelism look it up

dads be like “go help your mother” bro go help your wife

My husband will stand in the middle of the living room, watching my show that he says, “is dumb” for 30 minutes. Then hits me with, “What’s going on? She’s dating this guy now?”.

EVERY SINGLE JOB should offer covid leave pay idc

My motivation to play animal crossing really be like : 📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📈📈📉📉📉📉📈📈📈📈📉📉📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📉📉📉📈📈📈📉📉📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

A man holding his baby up to paintings and talking to him at an art gallery

animal crossing releasing the update early when i have WORK TO DO TODAY................ unforgivable

I have a bad habit of just shutting down and not replying to people for a while until it piles up and one day I finally get my shit together and be super productive and responsive for a day or two then I shut down again

Fuck, I'm just happy 💕

This type of shit is part of the reason why college students hate school & group projects