mark parkinson (parody-esque) 🥍🔥🐬🐻

@PhinsChris @NFL @UCLAFootball Ugh. What a long stretch of juat terrible RB play

Days until the 2026 @NFL Draft… 1996, Round 3 (80): Karim Abdul-Jabbar, RB, @UCLAFootball

@MarcHochman This is a terrible take

I maintain that Uncrustables is the only food item that’s better coming out of a box from the freezer than if you had prepared it yourself. An Uncrustable is legit better than a homemade pb&j.

@Seinfeldism1 You think you're better than me

Getting a new home network and need a good Seinfeld related WIFI name. Any suggestions?

@berardo_anthony @Phincane What year is this from? 🤣

@Phincane Omar is on an epic tear of bad takes this offseason. To the point that you can literally bank on the opposite happening if whatever claim he makes. It’s pretty amazing to watch actually.

Logging in to Twitter to see the entire TL cooking Omar and Allbright for being fraudulent dumbasses...😂😂😂

@TodayInSportsCo Please stop putting out lists. Sincerely The Internet

@uscfan981 Imagine being this wrong, while still thinking you're right.

Name an overrated former QB. I’ll start, Dan Marino.

Let's go!!!!!!!

@ratemyplatenow Thank god we threw tea into a harbor to avoid having to eat food like ths

Oven Chips with Buttered Bread & Gravy by Stuart R

Waddle traded, everyone crying. Also the same people complaining that Miami needs to rebuild, but never does. 🤷

Blockbuster! The Dolphins are sending star WR Jaylen Waddle to the Broncos pending a physical, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

FINAL: Littleton 5, St. Bernard’s 1 For the first time in program history, Littleton claims a state title with a win over St. Bernard’s in the Division 4 state final. Here’s reaction afterward.

If I had to name my favorite snack It would be, without question Chocolate covered pretzels

@amazing_physics @Elantara You can see the same thing from the top of the Blue Hills in Milton MA

At 4207 meters above sea level on Hawaii’s Mauna Kea, photographer Andrew McCarthy set out on a challenging climb. His goal was to capture a rare sight, Saturn slipping behind the moon. From the peak of the dormant volcano, he finally witnessed and photographed the stunning event, bringing a piece of the cosmos down to earth.

If ever there was a face that said "I can't wait to be a Dolphin, " this is it

@Flash_33 Brutal. Was having flashbacks 🤣

@mparklax Classic Markstrom letting in an early goal that has no business going in

How the #Flames have a 1-0 lead after that comically bad first 5 minutes is unfathomable.

@theblockspot @Molnar_Politico Still traveling. Still flopping. Still faking injuries.

@Molnar_Politico And Bron still doin it

Dwight Howard is gone. D-Wade is gone. Duncan is gone. T-Mac is gone. Pierce is gone. Manu is gone. Shaq is gone. Nash is gone. Melo is gone. Kidd is gone. CP3 is gone. Dirk is gone. Ray is gone. Yao is gone. KG is gone. AI is gone. LeBron is averaging 21, 6, & 7 at age 41.

@Sterod16 @flasportsbuzz Dolphins have been terrible for 25 years. 2 more years isn't anything

@flasportsbuzz So we just messed up our cap even more in 27’ just to grab a lil cap space for this year? The year we’re supposed to be bad?🤦🏻‍♂️ we do everything ass backwards smh we should’ve been doing everything possible to have that extra cap space for next yr when maybe we’d have a chance

Some news, per source: The Dolphins exercised Tua's 2026 option bonus prior to his release. So his dead cap charge on the Dolphins' 2026 books will be $55.4 M (as opposed to $67 M). His dead cap charge will be $43.8 M in 2027. Gives Dolphins lot more flexibility beginning June 2

Anyone in their late 40s/Early 50s have one of these as a kid?

Who is your favorite cartoon superhero?