Michael Collins

@MykeCole Not porn, but I've had "Harry Potter And The Whistleblower Complaint" stuck in my head for three days now.

Taking bets on which enterprising videographer will make the first “Whistleblower” parody porn.

And if you think I'm joking about that, go back and read the Krishnamurthy papers outlining the idea of the CDN's, they all keep going back to the Starr Report and the first Victoria's Secret streaming fashion show nearly bringing down Late 90's Internet.

Y'know, the last impeachment brought us the CDN. Who knows what this impeachment will bring?

Almost all scientific/intellectual methods boil down to challenging our biases and need for comfort. When you don't, reality hurts you. twitter.com/nickgourevitch…

@taosecurity Symbol for me: that perpetual acrobat update alert I have on my macintosh.

@taosecurity Ironically, I think it's because they're less maniacally monopolistic than apple these days. More diverse things to patch.

levels of vi profiency: 1 can insert text on accident 2 can insert text on purpose 3 can quit 4 can quit w/o help 5 can quit as designed

@the_dp You're chewiestting?

Going to go read 90 pages of my drafts, then hide in the shower crying for a few hours.

Frankly, a taco truck on every corner sounds like a magical utopia to me.

DEAR GOD WHY?

I am of course completely capable of using vi. :q!; emacs. See?

I need a 24-pack of seltzer, a mini-fridge, a complete list of regular expression metacharacters and 20 lbs of gelignite.

Happy 25th birthday, #Linux! Here's your f-ing #cake, go ahead and compile it yourself.

@mpatrickcollins Definitions of fun may vary with the user.

You know what's going to make network monitoring even more fun than IoT? Cellular IoT.

@KatyTurNBC @CherylRofer You're with Trump on that.

I wonder if I can sneak a Jaz drive reference past my editors

Consequently, biggest bang for the buck is finding ways to reduce problems for ops floor.

Analyst time is your most valuable resource.