mpheeezus.
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mpheeezus.
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ndine nervz

Sending your kid to those cbd high school where its just a building in the middle of cbd is peak irresponsibility yho

Pirates, I’m begging


Do you think you’re a good person?

Do stretch marks mean that a lady has aborted? Its urgent guys

You are on a 17 Hour flight and you can only pick one seat for the entire trip. Which celebs are you sitting with and why?🤣

i’ve decided that i am no longer telling my friends my secrets. ininzi iadvice yabo and mna ndifuna ukwenza le bleti moer ifunwa ndim 😔

Guys! Something amazing just happened to me. I went to this petrol station that I usually go to & the manager comes out to speak to me. He tells me that the last time I was there, they accidentally charged me ten times what was meant & I didn’t notice. So I take a look & 😳










