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@mpheaux
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Johannesburg, South Africa Katılım Şubat 2021
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There is a school in Gqeberha ko Norwich kwa. We were buying KFC in town, then next to the KFC is a shop, idk if ke ma Indian or Somali and then there's a snaaks staircase with a likkle banner with the name of the school. Got the shock of my luh. 😭✋🏾
Godzilla@GhostOfTheWest_
Sending your kid to those cbd high school where its just a building in the middle of cbd is peak irresponsibility yho
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WE ARE THE BETWAY PREMIERSHIP CHAMPIONS!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#OnceAlways
Ezinye Zazo 🤙🏽@uLuyanda_Gama
Pirates, I’m begging
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I think I’m not as evil as I know I could be, and that’s something the world should celebrate.
Whemïmor@hy_wemmy
Do you think you’re a good person?
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Yes, each stretch represents a baby so if she has 200, that means she aborted 200 babies. Hope that helps 💗
Gitungati@gitungatee
Do stretch marks mean that a lady has aborted? Its urgent guys
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5 bc at least I’ll have an empty seat next to me
D.@Lush_Beauty1
You are on a 17 Hour flight and you can only pick one seat for the entire trip. Which celebs are you sitting with and why?🤣
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OBoniswa abafuni nova baxutha nephone 😔
mpheeezus.@mpheaux
i’ve decided that i am no longer telling my friends my secrets. ininzi iadvice yabo and mna ndifuna ukwenza le bleti moer ifunwa ndim 😔
Oh okay because we were wondering
Sizwe Dhlomo@SizweDhlomo
Guys! Something amazing just happened to me. I went to this petrol station that I usually go to & the manager comes out to speak to me. He tells me that the last time I was there, they accidentally charged me ten times what was meant & I didn’t notice. So I take a look & 😳
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@mpheaux It's coming, check the spam folder or call them. I had to call them as well, cause they sent a text saying pictures are ready but didn't send the digital ones.
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using an atm at park station with my entire eco system in my laptop bag. ndiyamlinga uYehova
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